Grandma tells like it is:
"Never go to bed angry, stay up and plot your revenge."
"Don't believe everything you think."
"Well aren't you just the most adorable black hole of needs."
"If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth."
"Before you came along, we were hungry, now we are fed up."
"You are not yourself today. I notice the improvement immediately."
"Would you like some cheese to go with that whine?"
"Don't let your mind wonder, it's too small to be let out on it's own."
"You really are as pretty as a picture, I'd like to hang you."
"I like to give you a going away present, first, do your part."
"I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?"
"Life is too short to dance with ugly guys."
这些‘one liners' 是果果儿送给我让我开心的,很喜欢。
David:难得你浮上来冒个泡,还带着云山雾罩的照片,应该大力鼓励一下。:))
Ha ha :-)
那个果果儿送你这个的时候,我也瞟了些,有意思阿
赫赫,放到这里,我可以仔细读了,真的有趣呢