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当清风送来一抹草籽的芬芳，我蓦然忘了忧，欢天喜地起来。
THE 6 BEST SMART ARSED ANSWERS OF 2007
SMART ARSED ANSWER 6
It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row.
'What are my choices?' the man asked.
'Yes or no,' she replied.
歌儿's comment: this is rude, not humourous.
SMART ARSED ANSWER 5
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her.
Without blinking an eyelid she said, 'Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub.'
歌儿's comment: this sounds like my type of humour.
SMART ARSED ANSWER 4
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at a branch of Sainsbury's store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a passing assistant, 'Do these turkeys get any bigger?'
The assistant replied, 'I'm afraid not, they're dead.'
歌儿's comment: this is stupidity, not humour.
SMART ARSED ANSWER 3
The policeman got out of his car and the boy racer he stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.
'I've been waiting for you all day,' the bobby said.
The kid replied, 'Yes, well I got here as fast as I could.'
When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
歌儿's comment: this is my type of humour.
SMART ARSED ANSWER 2
A lorry driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read 'Low Bridge Ahead.' Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up.
The policeman got out of his car and walked to the lorry's cab and said to the driver 'Got stuck, eh?' The lorry driver said, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol!'
歌儿's comment: not bad, but not that funny either.
SMART ARSED ANSWER OF THE YEAR
A teacher at a polytechnic college reminded her pupils of tomorrow's final exam.
Now listen to me, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart-arsed guy at the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
'What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?'
The entire class was reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I suppose you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
歌儿's comment: this is my type, don't be too surprised that if I tell you I was the teacher.
麦片：是吧是吧，看起来你的幽默感跟我的是同一个频率的，呵呵。
我就是：你总是蹲着点打瞌睡怎么行？
爱读：我也喜欢那个。
小屁涵：有时候是需要当仁不让的。你知道我为了等人来坐我的沙发等了多久才见到南山松的倩影啊。:)
暖暖的：咱们幽默感都是一个频率的，都是橙色的。:)
我就那近水楼台的，谁让我一时冲动，说了坐那‘我就是’后面那张报纸哪！哎！
因为时差的关系，我都睡了，公主才上菜，我怎么办？
跟你急，我能那样吗？
每个笑话都很好笑，我先拉发小的手，哈哈哈笑将起来！
这沙发今天又非我莫属了.
除了最后一个没弄懂之外,其他的同意歌儿的看法.