随笔,杂谈
叫他“随意”，是因为不愿受任何“八股文”风式的约束，想到哪儿就说到哪儿。喜怒哀乐，麻辣甜酸，都由它去。
美国百姓点评川普的诺奖情结
Wow，川普 “凭借意志力就能移山”！（... there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will)
百姓言，“当然，“让美国再次伟大”运动正在崩塌，川普对诺贝尔奖的追逐如同他追逐地球上最后一瓶健怡可乐一样。他为争取和平奖的游说，力度比大多数想要争取内阁职位的官迷们还要大，现在他们却怒不可遏，因为委员会没有因为川普的表演才能而授予他和平奖。与此同时，马查多却在为民主冒着生命危险，而不是转发自己是如何的伟大。这种愤怒恰恰证明了一点：他们认为和平只是一种公关噱头，而不是一项原则。”（Of course MAGA’s melting down, Trump’s been chasing that Nobel like it’s the last Diet Coke on Earth. The man’s lobbied harder for a peace prize than most people do for a cabinet position, and now they’re furious because the committee didn’t hand him one for showmanship. Meanwhile, Machado’s literally risking her life for democracy, not retweeting her own greatness. The outrage just proves the point: they think peace is a PR stunt, not a principle.）
（更多百姓的言评）
百姓一: （对获奖者的）选择更多地取决于个人的言语行动，而不是个人的自尊心和认为自己应该得的东西。（Selections are made more on the actions of an individual, not on one's ego and thinking they deserve something.）
百姓二：川普甚至无法在自己的国家实现和平。他制造分裂的本性与和平毫无关系。（Trump can’t even make peace in his own Country. His divisive nature is anything but peaceful.）
百姓三：把国防部改名为战争部，并让将军们把自由派城市当作靶场练习，这些都不是寻求和平的人应该做的事情。（Renaming the dept of defense to dept of war and telling generals to use liberal cities as target practice are not the acts someone looking for peace.)
百姓四： 川普和他的这些小喽啰不明白的是，当你开始以虚假的借口派遣军队进入城市，并声称存在反对政府的叛乱时，那些专制独裁者就没有资格获得和平奖，而这和诺贝尔和平奖的评选原则完全不符。（What #diperdon and the rest of this little minions don't get is that authoritative dictators are not eligible for peace prizes when you start sending troops into cities under false pretenses and say there is an insurrection against the government that in no way is congruent with a Nobel Peace prize.)
百姓五： 远在挪威奥斯陆的诺贝尔和平奖委员会清楚地看到了美国数千万选民无法近距离看到的东西：他们看透了唐纳德·川普。(The Nobel Peace Prize Committee all the way in Oslo, Norway, was able to clearly see something in the usa that tens of millions of voters could not see from close range: They were able to see right through donald trump.)
百姓六： 世界真的疯了。川普根本不配得和平奖，他应该得个“警察奖”，因为他是史上最虚伪的总统。白宫是个令人作呕的地方，充斥着谄媚者、骗子和偏执狂。（The world has really gone insane. Trump doesn't deserve a peace prize, he deserves a bobby prize as the biggest fake president of all time. The WH is a disgusting place of sycophants, liars and bigots.）
百姓七： 你在开玩笑吧？特朗普要得诺贝尔和平奖？这肯定是个玩笑。这个人把美国搞得这么分裂，永远都恢复不了了。（Are you kidding me? Trump for Nobel Peace Prize? That's got to be some kind of joke. The man had divided America so badly , it will never recover. ）
百姓八： 这些人真是病态。他们崇拜他的方式简直疯了。鉴于他在国内引发的种种暴力，和平奖离他是越远越好。（These people are sick. It is demented the way they worship him. With all the violence he has caused domestically they need to give the peace prize as far away from him as possible.）
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尽管川普没有得奖，但川普得简历又多了如下一条“优点”：
“永远不会有人像他那样，凭借意志力就能移山”， Thank God！
（"President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives. He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will," White House spokesperson Steven Cheung said in a post on X.）
所以百姓九认为，“川普接下来应该竞选“宇宙先生”的称号。这个称号和和平奖一样值得……问问他就知道了！（Trump should campaign to be awarded the Mr. Universe title next. Equally as deserving of that award as the Peace Prize... just ask him!）
It is exorbitant stupidity and illiteracy in English that spawn fanatic and delirious allegiance to Trump among many Chinese Americans.
A pathological liar knows nothing but to lie and blow cow organ. He has NEVER stopped any war! Instead, he has been fomenting wars on Canada, Greenland, Panama, Venezuela.
In fact, Trump supporters in Wenxuecity are all delirious, disgusting pathological liars themselves. They admire the depravity that Trump represents.
Your translations are very good, accurate and succinct. Thanks for sharing.
The Committee probably would confer Nobel Peace Prize on Trump should he succeed in annexing Canada, Greenland, Panama Canal, Gulf of Mexico, Venezuela, .....
So Trump supporters don't need to be upset. Just wait, be patient.
"chunfengfeng" means 蠢疯疯？ Not a very good username.