官瘾乎? 无知乎?

官瘾乎? 无知乎?

看着共和党的美女副总统后选人佩林继续“开黄腔”，也就继续捧腹大笑。想必她被老麦拉上台面的时候，美滋得一高兴，就忘了去查查字典、翻翻维基，糊里糊涂的就跟着唱高调，连她自己“如果”当选后该做什么都没有去搞清楚。

这下面一段是佩林在丹佛被采访时，“忽悠”一个三年级小学生的精彩言语。正所谓“人有多大胆，话有多高产”，且有据可查[注一]。

小同学问,“副总统的作用是什么？”(What does the vice president do?）

佩林副总统（待选）答，“副总统不仅仅是总统的搭挡、支持总统的议程，而更重要是他们是国会参议院的领导。如何愿意，他们可以改变参议院（已经制定的）政策，使其更完善，… ，我是非常期待这个副总统的位置。”

（… but also, they are in charge of the United States Senate, so if they want to they can really get in there with sentors and makes a lot of good policy changes that will make life better … And it is a great job and I look forward to having that job.）

也不知道这百个参议员听到这话的时候，有没有笑得把正在嘴里嚼着的烤小牛排给喷了出来。

依我看，佩林到真有点像吕秀联，也颇有的吕秀联风姿，也就该像吕秀联支持陈水扁那样[注二]，让老麦在公众场合亮相的时候，不要失了风度。

这佩林老妹子，你这是想当副总统想昏了头而胡言乱语，还是书读少了一点而真的是无知？若是前者，那阿拉斯加的冰水还不够冷。若是后者，恐怕老妹子的资格就真成问题了。你说对不？

诸位看官，不说现今副总统钱尼的能耐，理一下那些走过来的副总统们，你自己去判断，反正我是知道该投谁的票的。

2001 – present:    Dick Cheney
1993 – 2001:       Al Gore
1989 – 1993:       Dan Quayle
1981 – 1989:       George H. Bush
1977 – 1981:       Walter Mondale
1974 – 1977:       Nelson Rockefeller

[注一] “3rd grader's question to Palin lands in national spotlight”，9 News Denver - Oct 22 11:23 AM

[注二] 陈水扁从厕所出来裤子的拉链没拉上，吕秀联见了说：

“阿扁，你出来时候门没有关好呀。… 也没有看见什么啦，只是看到门洞里面有两个破轮胎啦。”（哈哈哈！）

[注三] 维基百科，美国副总统的定义：
The Vice President of the United States is the first person in the presidential line of succession, becoming the new President of the United States upon the death, resignation, or removal of the president, should he or she accept the position. Every presidential term ends on January 20 of the year immediately after a presidential election. As designated by the Constitution of the United States, the vice president also serves as the President of the Senate, and may break tie votes in that chamber. He or she may be assigned additional duties by the president but, as the Constitution assigns no executive powers to the vice president, in performing such duties he or she acts only as an agent of the president