男人也讲究三从四德-- Gulong\'s novel

I think this is funny.


楚留香和张洁洁坐在马车上，与赶车老头子的对话--

　　老头子道:"别人都说怕老婆的人会发财，但我到现在还是穷脱了锅底，这又是为了什么？"

　　楚留香笑道:"也许是怕得还不够厉害。"

　　老头子道:"要怎么样怕才能发财呢？我倒真想学学。"

　　楚留香道:"那么你就要从'三从四德'开始学起了。"

　　老头子道:"男人也讲究三从四德？"

　　楚留香道:"现在已经渐渐开始讲究了，将来一定讲究得更厉害。"

　　老头子道:"你快说给我听听。"

　　楚留香道:"老婆的命令要服从，老婆的道理要盲从，老婆无论到哪儿去，你都要跟从。"

　　老头子道:"原来这叫三从，四德呢？"

　　楚留香道:"老婆花钱你要舍得，老婆的意思你要晓得，老婆的气你要忍得，老婆揍你的时候你要躲得，躲得越远越好。"

[宏扬道德]

Haha, I am almost a model husband bearing all the virtues of "三从四德", except " 老婆的气你要忍得", which I am still working on. Not quite easy I would say, especially when you yourself is also angry and want to release your anger too.