劳动节的智慧 - 冷眼看职场

1．Indecision is the key to flexibility.
不做决定是易变通的关键

2. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
对于真正的缺乏准备，那是绝对没有替代办法的

3. Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
幸福仅仅是痛苦的减轻罢了

4．Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
 有时候喝酒喝多多都不够

5. The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
事实 尽管有趣，可是事实多不相关

6. The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
仔细使用的恐吓也是一种沟通的方式

7. Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
用逻辑思考的人跟现实世界是个最好的反差

8. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
任何事若值得去争， 那就值得不择手段的争

9. Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
任何事情都该尽量简单，但不要太过简单

10. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
朋友也许有去有来，可敌人总是在增加

11. I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
我见到真理， 可那真理讲不通

12. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
自杀是自我批评的一种最诚恳的方式

13. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
如果你认为每个人都有好的一面， 那你还没有见到每一个人

14. All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
若所有事相等， 胖人要多用些肥皂

15. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
如果事情出错时你还能微笑， 那你脑子里已经知道该怪谁了。

16. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
根本就没有一丝证据证明生活是严肃的说法

17. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
这世上的傻瓜总比你想象的要多一个

18. This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.
若这已经是要多糟有多糟了，可别以为不可能更糟

19. Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
永远也不要跟猪摔跤。 你们两个都会很脏而且猪喜欢的很

20. Youth and skill are no match for experience and treachery.
青春和技巧是没法跟经验和阴险较量的

21. No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
无论多少事先的计划都无法取代傻运气

22. Anything you do can get you fired; this includes doing nothing.
任何你做的事都有可能被炒鱿鱼， 这包括什么都不做
 

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有趣的智慧！