警察逮女犯，反被女犯擒

说美国的罪犯笨，那一般是因为罪犯只能是"在战争中学习战争"，所能接受的在职训练有限。可警察就不同了，警察上岗前，是要训练有素、不达要求不能上岗的。如果警察笨了，可是不能让人放心。

美国警察除佩戴实枪实弹外，还用一种电击武器，叫做Taser gun(简称Taser)。美国高速公路上的巡警叫troopers，上班时也佩戴Taser。

某日犹他州一位高速公路巡警(one trooper)，见路上一辆小卡车疑是被偷盗车辆，就上前停住卡车。没想到车内女乘客下来对trooper毫无畏惧，还用鞋砸trooper，用牙咬trooper。情急之下，trooper要用Taser来制住女乘客，但这时Taser居然不能击发，于是trooper就把Taser丢弃一边。可当时女乘客捡起Taser，对着trooper就发射。在女乘客手里，Taser击发全然正常，倒霉的trooper就这样反被女嫌犯所制，更让trooper脸红的是，女嫌犯已年届41。

当然，另一位trooper过来解救了同伴，再用Taser制服了女嫌犯。

美国警察在美国人民跟前是:  权力有余，威严不足。

(附故事原文)
SALT LAKE CITY --Police have arrested a woman they said used a Utah Highway Patrol trooper's Taser on him. Lisa Parker, 41, was booked into the Salt Lake County jail for investigation of aggravated assault, interference with an arresting officer and unauthorized control of a motor vehicle. Authorities said a Utah Highway Patrol trooper pulled over a truck he thought was stolen on Saturday.

Utah Highway Patrol Sgt. Jeff Nigbur said the officer attempted to arrest the female passenger but she hit him with her shoe and bit him.

Nigbur said the trooper tried to use his Taser but it didn't fire, so he threw it aside. But authorities say Parker picked it up and fired a shock called a "dry stun" into the officer.

A K-9 unit and back-up officer arrived, and Parker eventually was Tasered.

It was not clear whether Parker had an attorney yet and the jail had no additional information.

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回复Wiserman的评论:
哈! 真枪的喜剧效果要差些。崩了警察后，该女同志还可能直接去银行，会有若干人的生命受到威胁。所以还是让女同志使Taser吧。

[Wiserman]

好故事.
Utah Highway Patrol 比较客气,LAPD/CA HWY PATROL/NYPD...就用真枪了!