“双非”

最近回过国的人，听说过“双非”这词吗？现在大陆和香港为了这大打口水战呢。

双非，就是一双非香港居民的大陆夫妇到香港去生孩子，孩子出生后就有香港户口了，可以在香港上学。为什么要到香港去上学呢？说是香港学校比大陆的好！咦，不是“我们这里”的教育水平世界第一吗？怎么国内的年轻父母们这么糊涂，要送孩子到“他们那里”去读书？往年香港每年新生儿8000，去年居然有40000，所有新生儿里有80%是“双非”子女。.以至于香港的妇产科病房人满为患，产房病床要提前半年预订！香港政府木法，今年开始规定公立医院（免费）不准接受大陆产妇，私立医院的产床现在已经定到2013年去了。

如果香港政府收紧双非政策，“我们这里”的广大人民群众的目标就是美国了。虽然美国远了一点，但是，美国现在签证很容易，外国人在美国生孩子免费（木法收钱啊），出生以后还有美国纳税人养着，以后也不用考托福、季阿姨就直接一路免费上大学了、、、、、、比香港好太多了。

美国人民，要生孩子的赶紧吧，否则“我们这里”的人涌过来，产房床位就没有了。

[打酒的]

Southern California authorities recently shut down a makeshift maternity ward that allowed foreign pregnant women to have their babies in the United States. The illegally converted townhouse in San Gabriel was home to 10 newborns and a number of Chinese nationals when neighbor complaints prompted a visit by code enforcement officers.

The reason for the cramped visit? The women wanted to have their babies born in the U.S.

"These were not women living in squalor -- it was a well taken care of place and clean, but there were a lot of women and babies," Clayton Anderson, a city inspector who shut down the house on March 9, told The New York Times. "I have never seen anything like this before. We really couldn’t determine the exact number of people living there."

The maternity tourists apparently paid thousands of dollars to the homeowner to stay, according to authorities. They gave birth at nearby hospitals, which automatically bestows citizenship on the babies, and then the families planned to return to their homeland.

Anti-illegal immigration advocates have demanded that lawmakers end the effects of the 14th Amendment, which gives U.S.-born babies automatic citizenship. While their ire has been directed at immigration from Latin America, the "maternity ward" tourists are apparently wealthy and legally here on tourist visas.