天放晴了,快快快,所有演员,出外景出外景!

凯西小姐,准备好。。。Action! 好,一次过!

凯西小姐,下巴朝上一点儿,Think big! Beautiful啦!

摄影师:窝窝,注意啦,你呢,长得歪巴裂枣的,一定得低调,知道吗?
窝窝:嗯,听到了。(你才歪巴裂枣!只要让额出镜,哼哼!)

摄影师:注意,表情别太多,好,勉强过。

窝窝:摄影师,额演过色戒,给您来个易先生吻麦太?

不成?那额再给你摆几个林妹妹的破四好吗?


难看?导演,额脸孔拼不过某些人,可额身材好啊。额站起来给您看看,瞧额的腰腿比例,让所有男银流鼻血狂流哈!


咣当,可怜的摄影师晕倒在片场!
我家的Christmas Cactus又如期开放了,祝大家节日愉快圣诞快乐!


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