8黑的文学水平

snackfood同学提到了8黑同学的文学水平，正好今天记录了一点他的名言，貌似挺文青的，于是抄摘如下：

1.

I wish I could be a tire

So I can roll myself down the street

I wish I could be a pancake

So I can be eaten into invisible

I wish I could be a medicine

So I can make people feel better

I wish I could be a sofa

So I could be sat on

I wish I could be a mummy

So I can scare people away

(What? Mommy 有这么可怕吗？！ )

不是你这个 mommy, 是（两手平举作僵尸状）这个 mummy.

2.

If you go to the sun too close

You will be burned like a toast

And you will fall down ouch ouch OUCH!

3.

If you are mad, then I’m sad

I’m such a sad sad sado-‘lin

(What is sado-‘lin?)

Sado-‘lin is a sad person who’s sad all day.

4.

The food you made is so delicious

I will eat eat eat ‘til I become a fat balloon

5.

I need to watch Discovery Channel so I can become more scientist.

(?! 不通且不谈，明明知道他正处于一个月不准看电视的惩罚中 )

6.

走在路上有些热了，于是脱掉外套。随口夸他一句： you look so handsome

他没有半秒钟停顿地接上—— I hope I always do.

( 晕S，这也太有明星风范了吧、、、 )

[淡如浮云]

8黑好棒！

俺每次跟俺娃说：“you are so handsome!”
俺娃必回：“yeah,I know...”7～～忒8谦虚廖 ：）

真喜欢8黑~~

[似顶非顶~~~]

人才啊!!可惜培养给了帝国主义~~~~~

[snackfood]

哇！我们这里眼珠子都瞪得快掉出来了。正式宣布不仅是4黑的fan乐，8黑继续加油哈！

[aptamer]

最后那句太神了。

[馋懵懂]

great.有四黑的文采。