snackfood同学提到了8黑同学的文学水平,正好今天记录了一点他的名言,貌似挺文青的,于是抄摘如下:
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I wish I could be a tire So I can roll myself down the street I wish I could be a pancake So I can be eaten into invisible I wish I could be a medicine So I can make people feel better I wish I could be a sofa So I could be sat on I wish I could be a mummy So I can scare people away (What? Mommy 有这么可怕吗?! ) 不是你这个 mommy, 是(两手平举作僵尸状)这个 mummy. 2. If you go to the sun too close You will be burned like a toast And you will fall down ouch ouch OUCH! 3. If you are mad, then I’m sad I’m such a sad sad sado-‘lin (What is sado-‘lin?) Sado-‘lin is a sad person who’s sad all day. 4. The food you made is so delicious I will eat eat eat ‘til I become a fat balloon 5. I need to watch Discovery Channel so I can become more scientist. (?! 不通且不谈,明明知道他正处于一个月不准看电视的惩罚中 ) 6. 走在路上有些热了,于是脱掉外套。随口夸他一句: you look so handsome 他没有半秒钟停顿地接上—— I hope I always do. ( 晕S,这也太有明星风范了吧、、、 )
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