女儿搜集的笑语

From a website. (forget the name).

1，A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan:
CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!

2，On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan:
CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP!
KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.

3，From the bottom plate of a lap top:
DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF!

4，Sign at a beach:
The shark prevention net was dismantled for maintenance on 1 November 2004. 
We apologize for any inconvenience caused.

5，“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window:
Look! Our new baby is on our car!

6，At a zoo in Thailand:
Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.

 7，Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab:
"Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash."

8，From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students:
My heart is very flammable 
when I see your beautiful eyes.

9，On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel:

Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!

 

10，A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply: 

No limit on sex.

 

11，On the box for a toy microphone called "ECHO MIKE:"

Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees to play with it together!

12，On a sport drink bottle:
Pocari Sweat Refreshment water

 

 

[kiim]

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