From a website. (forget the name).
1,A yellow caution sign by a river in Japan: CAREFULLY FALL INTO THE RIVER!
2,On a multipurpose knife sold in Japan: CAUTION: BLADE EXTREMELY SHARP! KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
3,From the bottom plate of a lap top: DANGEROUS! DON’T SCREW OFF!
4,Sign at a beach: The shark prevention net was dismantled for maintenance on 1 November 2004. We apologize for any inconvenience caused.
5,“Baby on Board” style sign in a Hong Kong car window: Look! Our new baby is on our car!
6,At a zoo in Thailand: Do not put any part of your body in the crocodile pool.
7,Sign in a Tokyo taxi cab: "Please fasten seatbelt to prepare for crash."
8,From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students: My heart is very flammable when I see your beautiful eyes.
9,On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel: Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind! 10,A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply: No limit on sex. 11,On the box for a toy microphone called "ECHO MIKE:" Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees to play with it together!
12,On a sport drink bottle: Pocari Sweat Refreshment water
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