Two Wheel Tango

Two Wheel Tango ©1994 Marie-Lynn Hammond Sound Clip

written for Bike to Work Week 1995

those clingy black shorts they wear the tanned and bony knees they bare the helmets, leather gloves and pumps the fanny packs upon their rumps Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike! even in a navy three-piece suit with a briefcase on the carrier to boot a silver clip encircling the shin to neatly tuck the pant leg in Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike! MALE CHORUS: (She likes she likes she likes - gentlemen on bikes!) something ’bout a man on a bicycle that’s both naughty yet nice-icle the friendly “Hi”s! the muscled thighs I melt just like an icicle around a man on a bicycle when it comes to the art of seduction by now you must have made the deduction that a fellow in a car doesn’t get very far with me proving once again that less is more I say two wheels are much hotter than four and a 5 speed or a 10 speed gives me all the speed I really need to drive me to ecstasy what a thrilling non-polluting sight men pedalling with all their might crouched like panthers over handlebars trying not to be run down by cars Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike! I just know they must be special guys I confess they make me fantasize keep your movie stars for what they’re worth give me a man who wants to save the earth Oh I like I like I like - a man on a bike! MALE CHORUS: (She likes she likes she likes - gentlemen on bikes!) something ’bout a man on a bicycle that’s both naughty yet nice-icle the friendly “Hi”s! the muscled thighs I melt just like an icicle around a man on a bicycle Oh I like I really like - a man on a bike! Yes I like I like I like - a man on a bike! Also recorded by Song Cycles or another link