爱情解密之二十六：5 Questions Most Feared by Men－绝不能给的答案

许多男人都喜欢讲老实话，这个也没什么不对或不好。可是，当你被问到这5个问题的时候，下面的答案你是绝对不能说出来的。还是那句话，否则后果自负。

1. What are you thinking about?
a. Football.
b. How to find more time with her, not you, darling
c. How fat you are.
d. How much prettier she is than you
e. How would I spend the insurance money if you died？

2. Do you love me?
a. Oh Yeah, $#%&.
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by love.
d. Does it matter?
e. Who, me?

3. Do I look fat in this?
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Sorry, you asked me?

4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
a. Yes, but you have a better personality (or butt)
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Oh yes. You know we should be always honest to each other
e. Sorry what did you say?

5. What would you do if I died?
a. Leave my socks on wherever I want
b. Make noise while I’m eating and enable to sit anywhere to eat
c. Play video (or computer) game all day (and night, of course) long
d. Clean out the toilet and sink once a month
e. Speak whatever I want to say without worrying about being called jerk

我窜改或添加了不少的答案，主要是怕你一不小心，漏嘴吐露出心中的秘密。特别是在甜言蜜语，温柔体贴的强大攻势下，为了表示你的忠心耿耿，很容易脱嘴而出的。或是为了表示你一直以来都是有什么，就说什么（其实还不是你懒而已）。

So until next time，希望我呕心沥血的努力能让你每次平安涉险。