小天使(232)-第一封情书，Help to Kiss

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by A-mao

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儿子的第一封“情书”

昨晚和儿子上完钢琴课，回到家，妈妈正在检查儿子的书包。看到儿子进门，妈妈说：“小毛，你有一封信”。

儿子头都没抬，回答：“I know. It's from Grace。”

爸爸插上一句：“Grace? Then, it is a love letter！”

“No. It's just an elephant. She made in the class and gave to me.”

妈妈接着说：“妈妈没打开。你自己拆开看吧。”

儿子试了一下，求妈妈：“Mommy, please open for me. I don't want to break the sticker.”

妈妈打开了，还真是一头剪出来的纸象呢。不过，上面有几行字，妈妈念出来：

“You lissn (listen?)
good XXXX(儿子的英文名）
I love you
get some way to go”

“Are you going to tell me that it's not a love letter? She said ‘I love you’.”

妈妈爸爸一起起哄，儿子不好意思，只好逃到另一房间了。

My son's first girlfriend

Background:

My son used to have a "girlfriend", a neighbor's daughter. The 2 had claimed they were boyfriend/girlfriend to each other for a long time until last sunday when I took them home from chinese school. When I teased them, the girl said that they were not boyfriend/girlfriend because boyfriend/girlfriend are special. My son agreed that they were just friends.

This morning, on breakfast table, my son announced that he had a girlfriend in school.

Mom: "Who is this girl?"

Son: "Anna."

Dad: "How do you know she is your girlfriend?"

Son: "She chases me all the time."

I did not get it, mistakenly thought "She kisses me all the time".

"What? kiss you all the tiime?" I asked.

Daughter: "Hahaha...."

Son: "No. Kissing is not allowed. She follows me all the time."

Dad:" I see. Why is kissing not allowed?"

Son:" Because it passes germ and diseases."

Dad:" That's true. So treat the girl nicely. No kiss is ok. You can help her if she needs, right?"

Son: "Of course."


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Seems he's learning a lot in school, huh.

[asalways]

“You can help her if she needs ( a kiss ) ”，哈哈哈，幽默，这样想真不错啊，心安理得，名正言顺！！