小天使(6)-快乐淘淘(1)

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 by 快乐一家人

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不该伸的小手指

自上次去图书馆 ，TT伸出他的胖手指触了那性感妈妈低腰裤露出未被她的内裤 遮住的部分 ，我是时刻紧张著去搜寻有哪位女士衣着太暴露 ，深怕再有什么 尴尬情景出现 。

昨天又有一位女孩穿的裤子太低 ，她旁边的箱子又有亮亮的拉杆，TT总是跑过去摸那拉杆 ，我是紧张的不行 ，怕他又觉得好玩去触那露出的一块。

去触一有孩子的女士人家还会原谅 ，但去触没孩子的就不知会有什么后果了 。特别是这性骚扰很当回事的国家 。

我们是玩了很久的老鹰捉小鸡 ，才安全回的家 。

 

Stomach flu

On Jan 16, TT woke up with vomit on his bed and in his hair.

Wethought he had just spit up during the night. However, when we startedto go down stairs, he just stood at the top and vomited again.

Thereafterhe vomited many times throughout the morning. We couldn't help him atall. He would play, stop, cough twice, then vomit. After a few secondsor a minute, he would play some more -- no problem. He played a whileand vomited until he got some sleep.Of course, that night he sleptpoorly.

Next day, mama was so tired and sick. When papa came home, mama had a bloody lip from TT.

Thatnight every body was sick and TT was the most exciting person in thehouse. He ran between two bathrooms to check out what mama and papa wasdoing. And he laughed so hard when he saw papa vomiting. He thought itwas the funniest thing!

We were so glad to only have one kid that day.

 

Pre-schools

Afterhaving a kid, we have started to get into more parenting groups andknow more about the local parenting methods too. We live in this townwith movie stars everywhere . Sometimes it is so strange when we lookat the local people. It seems everyone thinks he/she should be a starand act like a star, but from our point of view they are strange.

Allmoms are crazy about the preschool search and there are even people whoget on some waiting lists when they are only a few weeks pregnant.

Becauseof the local wave for the preschool search, we decided to join thecrowd for TT. Then we discovered no matter whether they are expensiveor cheap schools, they don't teach much. They said they will more focuson building up kids' learning ability, so they teach them through play.The kids paint a lot, play with clay and listen to music etc.

Finallywe realize they are different from what we want, so papa posted on aparenting site to ask if there are any schools that really teach kids,like reading or math or SOMETHING.

Then the local moms start tothrow bricks at him. They said the schools are teaching kids to learnto social skills and build basic skills through play. They say the kidsare too young to learn how to read and write.

We got a goodlaugh out of this. Poor papa, feels so much hurt by those nice socialand polite moms. Maybe they wouldn't be so mean if they had gone to abetter pre-school.

Now we finally understand why there are somany artists, musicians, actresses, and actors living in this town.They were really supported by their families and parents when they wereyoung, even though when they are 30, 40 years old, they still thinkthey are some kind of star. If they can't make a living through whatthey think their profession is, they can be nannies and waiters.

Toobad, we are not hiring this kind of nanny and not putting our kid onthe waiting list for the popular pre-schools. We are out-of-towners.

[小树苗]

• 由 黄颜 ♂ 给 黄颜 发送悄悄话 黄颜 的个人博客首页 发表评论于 2006-04-03 06:40:57
"拿妈的话当圣经的儿子" -- 爸爸好象有点吃醋呢:)

"He ran between two bathrooms to check out what mama and papa was doing. And he laughed so hard when he saw papa vomiting."

-- 小宝宝生病了,还苦中作乐,感觉好心疼呢.

• 由 asalways ♀ 给 asalways 发送悄悄话 asalways 的个人博客首页 发表评论于 2006-04-03 09:36:34
生儿子，就这么定了，让老爸醋意翻腾～～。（万一生了女儿，参见LOSER哲学）。
庆幸，小孩子一般能注意到大人在干什么的时候，生病还不算太严重，万幸，呵呵。

• 由 ggMom ♀ 给 ggMom 发送悄悄话 创建自己的博客 发表评论于 2006-04-03 11:29:04
又一个故事，也是上星期发生的：


一天去学校接儿子，看到老师正在点名，点名的老师叫Andria, 她暗示小孩回答
‘I love you Miss Andria" instead of 'Here'. 每一个孩子都乖巧的说了，除了
我的儿子，他只轻轻的回答了一声‘here'.

回家之后，我问琪琪(儿子的名字)，为什么不跟其他的小孩一起说 'I love you Miss
Andria'. 琪琪说，'I don't love her. I love Miss Larla, love Miss Sahar(另
外两个老师), but I don't love Miss Andria."

我一下子不知道该说什么。It is true that you don't ask for love, you earn
it.

好欣赏我的儿子。He follows his heart, knows the meaning of love. 没有盲目
的附和其他小孩。但又担心，因为不懂得Sweet talking，他得不到Miss Andria 的
欢心。也许有一天，我会教我儿子，怎样花言巧语，but for now, 让他保持久一点
的纯真和率直。至于那个Miss Andria, 在美国，谁怕谁呀，她要再有这种unhealthy
behavior, 我一定会到school director 那里，crash her !


• 由 子苏 ♀ 给 子苏 发送悄悄话 创建自己的博客 发表评论于 2006-04-03 11:29:18
SCHOOL BUS 好象是男孩的至爱哟.很长一段时间,我儿子的理想就是当一名校巴司机.当然现在别人的理想已经变成"飞"了.老问"人为什么没有翅膀?""人为什么不会飞?"

• 由 雨妹子 ♀ 给 雨妹子 发送悄悄话 雨妹子 的个人博客首页 发表评论于 2006-04-03 16:22:17
有个“拿妈的话当圣经”的儿子，海鸥一家好幸福。我家两岁半的小丫头就怎么也不明白小孩应该听大人的话的道理。所以经常和我们斗嘴，你说正，她就说反，你说黑，她就说白。唉，头疼！

• 由 海鸥飞处 ♂ 给 海鸥飞处 发送悄悄话 海鸥飞处 的个人博客首页 发表评论于 2006-04-03 21:40:11
我们家的丫头看来也会是个顶嘴的主。 她现在就很犟。 不过我们目前还有几天好日子过－－她还不会讲话。