SIGNSTHATYOUAREOLD
1)Youareasleep,butothersworrythatyou'redead.2)Youcanlivewithoutsex,butnotwithoutglasses.3)Yourbackgoesoutmorethanyoudo.4)Youquittryingtoholdyourstomachin,nomatterwhowalksintothe
room.5)Youbuyacompassforthedashofyourcar.6)Yourbestfriendisdatingsomeonehalftheirage.7)Youwouldrathergotoworkthanstayhomesick.8)Youconstantlytalkaboutthepriceofgasoline.9)Youconsidercoffeeone...[阅读全文]
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SOMEREASONSIT'SGREATTOBEAGUY
1)Phoneconversationsareoverin30secondsflat.2)Movienudityisvirtuallyalwaysfemale.3)Afivedayvacationrequiresonlyonesuitcase.4)Yourbathroomlinesare80%shorter.5)Oldfriendsdon'tgiveyoucrapifyou'velostorgainedweight.6)Drycleanersandhaircutter'sdon'trobyoublind.7)Yourbuttisneverafactorinajobinterview.8)Abeergutdoesn'tmakeyouinvisibletotheoppositese...[阅读全文]
1)Phoneconversationsareoverin30secondsflat.2)Movienudityisvirtuallyalwaysfemale.3)Afivedayvacationrequiresonlyonesuitcase.4)Yourbathroomlinesare80%shorter.5)Oldfriendsdon'tgiveyoucrapifyou'velostorgainedweight.6)Drycleanersandhaircutter'sdon'trobyoublind.7)Yourbuttisneverafactorinajobinterview.8)Abeergutdoesn'tmakeyouinvisibletotheoppositese...[阅读全文]
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BLONDEMEN
Threeblondemenarestrandedononesideofawideriver,anddidn'tknow
howtogetacross.ThefirstmanpraystoGodtomakehimsmartenoughtofigureouthowto
crosstheriver,soGodturnshimintoabrown-hairdomanandheswimsacross.
ThesecondmanpraystoGodtomakehimevensmarter,soGodturnshiminto
adark-hairdomanandhebuildaboatandrowsacross.ThenthethirdmanpraystoGodtomakehimthesmartestofall,soGod
t...[阅读全文]
Threeblondemenarestrandedononesideofawideriver,anddidn'tknow
howtogetacross.ThefirstmanpraystoGodtomakehimsmartenoughtofigureouthowto
crosstheriver,soGodturnshimintoabrown-hairdomanandheswimsacross.
ThesecondmanpraystoGodtomakehimevensmarter,soGodturnshiminto
adark-hairdomanandhebuildaboatandrowsacross.ThenthethirdmanpraystoGodtomakehimthesmartestofall,soGod
t...[阅读全文]
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WORDSOFWISDOMFROMCHILDREN1)Nomatterhowhardyoutry,youcan'tbaptizecats.2)Whenyourmomismadatyourdad,don'tletherbrushyourhair.3)Ifyoursisterhitsyou,don'thitherback.Theyalwayscatchthesecond
person.4)Youcan'ttrustdogstowatchyourfood.5)Readingwhatpeoplewriteondeskscanteachyoualot.6)Don'tsneezewhensomeoneiscuttingyourhair.7)Schoollunchessticktothewall.8)Don'twearpolka-dotunderw...[阅读全文]
person.4)Youcan'ttrustdogstowatchyourfood.5)Readingwhatpeoplewriteondeskscanteachyoualot.6)Don'tsneezewhensomeoneiscuttingyourhair.7)Schoollunchessticktothewall.8)Don'twearpolka-dotunderw...[阅读全文]
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HOWDOYOUKNOWIFYOU'REINLOVE,INLUSTORREALLYMARRIED?LOVE--Whenyoureyesmeetacrossacrowdedroom.LUST--Whenyourtonguesmeetacrossacrowdedroom.MARRIAGE--Whenyouloseyourchildinacrowdedroom.LOVE--Whenintercourseiscalled"makinglove."LUST--Whenintercourseiscalled"screwing."MARRIAGE--Whatthehellareyoutalkingabout?LOVE--Whenyouargueoverhowmanychildrentohave.LUST--Whenyouargueoverwhogetsth...[阅读全文]
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THEPARADOXOFOURTIMEWehavetallerbuildings,butshortertempers;widerfreeways,butnarrower
viewpoints;wespendmore,buthaveless;webuymore;butenjoyitless.Wehavemoreconveniences,butlesstime;wehavemoredegrees,butless
sense;moreknowledge,butlessjudgement;moreexperts,butmoreproblems.Wetalktoomuch,lovetooseldom,andhatetoooften.We'velearnedhowtomakealiving,butnotalife.We'veaddedyearstolife,notl...[阅读全文]
viewpoints;wespendmore,buthaveless;webuymore;butenjoyitless.Wehavemoreconveniences,butlesstime;wehavemoredegrees,butless
sense;moreknowledge,butlessjudgement;moreexperts,butmoreproblems.Wetalktoomuch,lovetooseldom,andhatetoooften.We'velearnedhowtomakealiving,butnotalife.We'veaddedyearstolife,notl...[阅读全文]
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THINGSYOUWOULDNEVERKNOWWITHOUTTHEMOVIES1)Duringallpoliceinvestigationsitwillbenecessarytovisitastrip
clubatleastonce.2)Mostdogsareimmortal.3)Ifbeingchasedthroughtown,youcanusuallytakecoverinapassing
St.Patrick'sDayparade-atanytimeoftheyear.4)AllbedshavespecialL-shapedcoversheetswhichreachuptothearmpit
levelonawomanbutonlytowaistlevelonthemanlyingbesideher.5)Onceapplied,lipstickwill...[阅读全文]
clubatleastonce.2)Mostdogsareimmortal.3)Ifbeingchasedthroughtown,youcanusuallytakecoverinapassing
St.Patrick'sDayparade-atanytimeoftheyear.4)AllbedshavespecialL-shapedcoversheetswhichreachuptothearmpit
levelonawomanbutonlytowaistlevelonthemanlyingbesideher.5)Onceapplied,lipstickwill...[阅读全文]
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WHYDIDTHECHICKENCROSSTHEROADKindergartenTeacher:Togettotheotherside.Plato:Forthegreatergood.Aristotle:Itisthenatureofchickenstocrossroads.KarlMarx:Itwasanhistoricalinevitability.TimothyLeary:Becausethat'stheonlytriptheestablishmentwouldlet
ittake.CaptainJamesKirk:Toboldlygowherenochickenhasgonebefore.Hippocrates:Becauseofanexcessofphlegminitspancreas.JohnnyRotten:Becauseitwasstapledthepunk...[阅读全文]
ittake.CaptainJamesKirk:Toboldlygowherenochickenhasgonebefore.Hippocrates:Becauseofanexcessofphlegminitspancreas.JohnnyRotten:Becauseitwasstapledthepunk...[阅读全文]
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人们可以很容易计算4乘以3(4X3=12)，但是机器是怎样计算4乘以3？图灵(TURING)提
出一个计算模型(图灵机)，它可以做这种计算。图灵机由一条无限长度的纸带子(带
子上划分成许多格子)，读写头，控制器和字母组等组成。读写头有读写功能：可以
从带子上读出数据，也可以往带子上写数据。控制器的功能是：把读写头向左(或向
右)移动一格和改变图灵机的工作状态。[阅读全文]
出一个计算模型(图灵机)，它可以做这种计算。图灵机由一条无限长度的纸带子(带
子上划分成许多格子)，读写头，控制器和字母组等组成。读写头有读写功能：可以
从带子上读出数据，也可以往带子上写数据。控制器的功能是：把读写头向左(或向
右)移动一格和改变图灵机的工作状态。[阅读全文]
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你是怎样将车停到与该车平行的车位？一般的步骤是：1)将车向前平移(T)；2)将
车旋转一角度(R)；3)将车向后平移(-T)；4)将车反方向旋转一角度(-R)。也就是，
(T)(R)(-T)(-R)。从代数的角度来说，这是一系列群操作。并且该群是交换群(ABEL群
)，即对于任何群元素A，B，AB=BA。于是我们可以得到：(T)(R)(-T)(-R)=(T)(-T)(
R)(-R)=I。此处I是单位元素。也就是说，通过上述操作我们可[阅读全文]
车旋转一角度(R)；3)将车向后平移(-T)；4)将车反方向旋转一角度(-R)。也就是，
(T)(R)(-T)(-R)。从代数的角度来说，这是一系列群操作。并且该群是交换群(ABEL群
)，即对于任何群元素A，B，AB=BA。于是我们可以得到：(T)(R)(-T)(-R)=(T)(-T)(
R)(-R)=I。此处I是单位元素。也就是说，通过上述操作我们可[阅读全文]
