Thiswasmanyyearsago.Therewasagroupofus,similarage.Boysandgirls,etc.Iquitefanciedoneortwooftheguys.Goodlooks,tall,stufflikethat.Iwasshallowandvain.(IsupposeIstillam.)IneverfanciedB.He’smorelikeabuddy.Verysmart,quickwit,funnyetc.Beingtheyoungesthe’sthoughtastoonaïve.Andhe’sdirtytoo,literally.Personalhygienewasneverhighonhisprioritylist.Silly,isn’tit?HewastheoneIhadthemostlaughwith–makingfu...[
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SoIwasverypissed,again,atwork.Iwentovertoacoworker'scube.AndIstartedtobitchonlyIstoppedbeforeImadeanyheadways.SoW(mycoworker)encourgedmebychanting:vent,vent.ButIsaid:no,I'mbottlingup.[
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Sexuality“Sexualityisfluid.”SaidShane,acoolcharacterinthelesbiansoapoperaTheLWordonShowtime.Shecontinuedtosaythatapersonwouldbestraightuntilshebecomesgay,andviceversa.Iquitelikethisperspective.Toaddmyowntake,Ithinkhumansexualityisaspectrum.Oneextremeishetero,andtheotherextremeishomo.Themidpointissomeonewho’sequallyattractedtoeithersex.Ithinktherearemanypeoplewhofallsomewherebetweenthetwoextreme...[
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Whenyoutryyourbestbutyoudon'tsucceed
Whenyougetwhatyouwantbutnotwhatyouneed
Whenyoufeelsotiredbutyoucan'tsleep
Stuckinreverse
Andthetearscomestreamingdownyourface
Whenyoulosesomethingyoucan'treplace
Whenyoulovesomeonebutitgoestowaste
Coulditbeworse?
Lightswillguideyouhome
Andigniteyourbones
AndIwilltrytofixyou
Andhighupaboveordownbelow
Whenyou'retooi...[
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Somycarfinallygotintothebodyshop.AndIrealizedthatit'sveryhardtobeenvironmentallysound.Basically,Ican'tdealwithnothavingacar.Ididtry-butIjustcan't.I'mcapitalisticallycorrupted.:(Anyhow.IwantedtorentaNissanMurano.Acoupleofmycoworkershavethiscar-Ithoughtit'sreallynice.Roomyandstuff.Youcanloaditupwithtonsofgadgetstoo.ButtheygavemeaFordEscape.ThoughtheydidputmeonthequeuelistforaNissanMurano.Sowewillsee...[
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Goodytwoshoes.Idon’tlikethem.Becausetheydon’texist.Andifsomebodyappearstobesuchararecommodity,thens/he’sfakingit.Fakinggoodytwoshoes?Ewwwwww.[
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By欧阳晓佩那天一起看有关妻妾斗争的电视，眼睁睁看着那个纯蠢的小美女，被正房伙同另外两个姨太太整的死去活来，我再一次认识到，女人容貌倒是其次的，心计才是顶顶重要的。我气愤的打了他一拳，你看看你看看，女人纯洁善良有什么用，只有被欺负的份！他立刻回嘴道，哎，这里面可是你们女人自己欺负女人。可见最毒妇人心。我立刻卡住他的脖子，还敢狡辩，还不[
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2005最后一周我只去上了两天班。结果最后一天中午在高速上给人rear-ended：后面的车一脑门把我的车撞到了前面车的尾巴上，我的车立时三刻变成了三明治的夹心。不可置信。我用了好几秒来确认不是在发梦，然后就大胆采取了如下“举动”：-哭，吓的(很没出息的说!)-浑身发抖，还是给吓的-同时心想：完了，这辈子再也开不了车了(谁见过一边发抖一边开车的人？)哭哭啼啼胡[
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在向往美国期间，只言片语道听途说下对美国酝酿了无数的美丽误解。比如美国很开放民主物质极大丰富人民为所欲为一片锦绣壮丽河山。窃以为误解是对事物正确理解的开端。在这个意义上来说，我的美国地基打得坚实无比。[
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I’mstressedandI’mconfused.I’mstressedbecausemycarbrokedownAGAIN!AFTERit’sbeenrear-endedandsandwichedinanaccident.BEFOREIevenhaveachancetohaveitrepaired.AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!AndIt’sstillinthebloodygarageandIamnowcar-lessintheRAMPANTsuburbia.TotopitoffI’mconfusedandI’msoconfusedIdon’tevenknowwhyI’mconfused!!BLEAK![
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