睡多少男人算"值"http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/476bdd0a010001tj一个多月以来,我和张小姐一直在争论一个问题:就是一个正常女人这辈子到底能和多少个男人发生关系。事情是由于有人自告奋勇地坦白曾经有过上百个情人,让我们都大吃一惊,张小姐首先认为这完全是不可能的,除非这个人是专业人员。我半信半疑,总觉的有时候人不可貌象,海不可斗量。张小姐对我这种态度有两个字的[
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IjustdiscoveredthatHouseM.D.onFox(?)isareallyneatshow.Smart.I’veNetflix’edit.Otherregular-cableshowsthatIlike:ProjectRunway(I'mrootingforChloe!)QueerEyefortheStraightGuy(Carlsonishilarious.AndthattalentedThom!)BothareonBravo.[
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(ThisisthepoemreadatMatthew’sfuneralinFourWeddingsandAFuneral.Justcameacrossittoday.WantedtosaveitherebeforeIlosetrackofitagain.Maybeit’sjustme,butsomehowanguishspeakslouderthanbliss.)Stopalltheclocks,cutoffthetelephone,
Preventthedogfrombarkingwithajuicybone,
Silencethepianosandwithmuffleddrum
Bringoutthecoffin,letthemournerscome.Letaeroplanescirclemoaningoverhead
Scribblingonth...[
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昨天终于看了如雷贯耳的BrokebackMountain。不喜欢。不喜欢那个故事,不喜欢故事里的人。不喜欢不喜欢不喜欢。Youeithersuckituportoughitover.Thereisnomiddleroad.苟且的人生不值得宣扬。[
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Themallhappened.AmongtheoddsandendsIbought,there’sthislaceskirtfromBanana.(Btw,Iloveanythinglace–Ijustgoga-gaanytimeIseeone.)ThisistheoutfitpicturefromBanana’swebsite.PersonallyIthinkthisoutfitlooks,quotingSimonCowellcircaAmericanIdol,ghastly.;)Irememberdiscussingwithashopassistantoutsidethefittingroomaboutwhatwillgowellwiththisskirtyesterday.Shesaid:somethingsimpleforthetop,nofrills–theskirts...[
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Iwasatotalnerveswreckthismorning.I'mgladthat'sover.SometimesIthinkabouthowself-contradictoryIam,likebeingreallylowkey/profilebutlovetobethecenterofattention.Iwishthetwosidesofme(akanightandlaterthatnight)getalong.Okay.BeforeSunrise.It'sagentlemovie.It'semotionallychargedthoughlittlehappened.BeforeSunset(atleastthepartIsaw)ismoreintense,powerful,andfullofturmoil.It'sinterestingtoseehowmuchthetwoact...[
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Today'soutfitAcoworkersaidtomethisAM:Ilikeyouroutfit-thecolorscoordinatewell.Ithought:huh??,raisinganimaginaryeyebrow.Justsoyouknow-I'mwearingaperiwinkleturtle-neck,apairofpinkstripongreypantsandbrownboots.Ithoughttheensemblelookedhorrible.StillIsaid,"thankyou",sweet-and-lowstyle.;)Havetobegladtoseethatonewoman'schocolateisanotherwoman'srootvegetable.:DSpybusinessSoIoutdidmyselfontheshallowandvain...[
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(Iwrotethispiecerightafterlastyear'sValentine'sday.I'mpastingithere,withallitsgrammaticalincorrectnessintact,toreflectuponhowfasttimehaspassedandhowmuch/littleIhavechanged.)ThoughtsaftertheVdayInevertooktheVdayasabigdeal.Let’sfaceit,it’sallaboutthecard/chocolatepeoplechargingthebeejesusoutoftheintelligence-challengedloversinthismake-believe"romantic"day.AsaconfidentslashindependentandmightIaddun...[
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(IcaughtthesecondhalfofBeforeSunsetlastnightandjustlovedit.Thesearethethoughtsinspiredbythemovie.)Loveiswantingtospendeverysecondofeveryminuteofeveryhourofeverydayofeverymonthofeveryyearofyourlifewiththeoneyoulove.Loveisnotknowingwhat'sgoingtohappennextandnotcaring,onlywishingthismomentwillstretchonwardinfinitely.Loveistheoppositeofratherbeingalonethanfeelinglonelywithsomeoneelse.Loveisatease,feel...[
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TheClosestThingToCrazy
byKATIEMELUA
HowcanIthinkI'mstandingstrong?
Yetfeeltheairbeneathmyfeet.
Howcanhappinessfeelsowrong?
Howcanmiseryfeelsosweet?
Howcanyouletmewatchyousleep?
Thenbreakmydreamsthewayyoudo.
HowcanIhavegotinsodeep?
Whydidifallinlovewithyou?
[Chorus]
Thisistheclosestthingtocrazy
Ihaveeverbeen.
Feelingtwenty-two,actingseventeen.
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