老话说的好,情人眼里出西施。还有,爱美之心人皆有之。 大前题已定,咱来说道说道什么是美女。时代在发展,美女这个词以前是不用的。以前说一个好看的女孩子最多是挺漂亮的,长的好。现在要这样说好象太含蓄,不够热情。不信,您品一品“嗯,挺漂亮的。”同“哇,美女啊!”的区别。仔细想想,说“挺漂亮的”是经过思考的,而“美女啊”是张口就来的。[
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HisnameisAlibaba.:)
A:What'swrong?
W:What?Idon'tknowwhaturtalkingabout.
A:Iwassick...
W:So~Iwassicktoo,udon'thearmetalkaboutit.
A:Wereusicktoo?
W:DidIjustsaythat?
A:Imean,areuOK?
W:IamOK,OK?
A:OKOKOK~~Geez
W:UsoundlikeJerry!
A:Who'sJerry?ThatChinesedude?
W:Yes.
A:What'shislastname?
W:Maguarieorsomething.
A:That'snotaChinesename.
...[
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KathrynBridgetMoynahanwasborninBinghamton,NewYork,onSeptember21,1972,andraisedprimarilyinLongmeadow,Massachusetts.Asachildshewasaself-professedtomboy,excellingatsports.Inhighschoolshewasthecaptainofherbasketballteamandchosetoplaysoccerinsteadofattendingdramaclass.Asfatewouldhaveit,though,dramacreptintoherlifeastheyearspassed.
UpongraduatingfromLongmeadowHighSchool,MoynahanmovedtoNewYorkCi...[
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HowmanypeoplewouldHillaryClintonthinkthatwillbeneededtochangealightbulb?
1.Define"lightbulb"please.
2.LightbulbisgonebecauseofRight-wingconspiracy
3.No!Billcan'tdothat,Iknowthatforsure,heisscrewingsomethingelse.
4.Whychangeit?Don'tyouknowanthingaboutglobalwarming?
5.Ittakesavillage.[
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玩的就是心跳[
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1.上学太累
要允许学生上课看小说,要允许学生上课打磕睡,要爱护学生身体。教员要少讲,要让学生多看。我看你讲的这个学生,将来可能有所做为。他就敢星期六不叁加会,也敢星期日不按时返校。回去以後,你就告诉这学生,八、九点钟回校还太早,可以十一点、十二点再回去。【和王海蓉同志的谈话1964.6.4)】
2.不要考试
不要考试,考试干什么[
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有没有真理?
有人说没有,因为对错因人而议。你认为对的,别人认为是错的。你认为错的,别人认为是对的。既然如此,事实求是可不可以?坚持正义可不可以?
有人问,什么是正义,为什么你老要装的很正义似的?
我不敢说自己代表正义,我没这个本事,我算老几?但我想,我的确在追求真理,所以是非概念强。
对于我来说,对就是对,错就是错。什么[
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"Don'tbullshitthebullshiter!"
Peoplelie,itisintheirnature.
Theylietoprotectthemselvesfrombeinghurtortocoveruptheirmistakes,ortogetwhattheywant.
Asabusinessowner,youmusthaveapairofkeeneyesonthepeoplearoundyou.Peoplewholietendtolookaroundwhentheytalktoyou.Iadmit,therearesomeverygoodlierswhocanlookrightatyoureyesandtellthelie,ormakeupsomthing,tryingtogetawaythewaytheywanted...[
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"Yougottadowhatyougottado!"
Beingabusinessownermeansyouhavenoshortcutonanything.Incustomers'mind,youaretheonewhowantstotaketheirmoney,inemployees'mind,youaretheonewhowantthemtoworklikeahorse.
Butattheendoftheday,itisyouwhoisgoingtomakeithappen,youhavetodowhateverittakes.
Ihaveseenmanybusinessownerswholovetobeabossbuthatetodoboss'swork.
Whatwillabossdothen?
Everyt...[
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