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美国人最常用的令人喜欢的10句谎言

(2010-12-03 08:09:44) 下一个
大家在美国呆久了,就会发现美国人虽然实在,但是还是很会说话的, 明明你知道他/她说的是假的,你还是爱听。

1。 You are the best. (您明知道您不是,可是还是偷着乐)

2. You look great. ( 两个大胖子见了面, 你夸我,我夸你, 都200多磅了,还能look great? 可是还是高兴)

3. I am so glad to meet you.( are they really that glad)

4。I am so sorry to hear what happened to your uncle.( 有时后,出去办事, 旁边一美国老太太跟你闲聊, 你说这年纪大了要注意身体, 我二大爷昨天出门摔了一跟头,老太太当即就语气低沉的表示sorry, 她连你都不认识,哪里能关心你二大爷啊)

5.  Wow, I love it, this is the best gift I ever had in my whole life.( 你去美国人家里聚会, 然后给人带了一个礼物,刚一打开, 女主人做喜悦状,大省说这是她见过的最好的礼物, 鬼才信呢,但是你也高兴)

6。You did a wonderful job. ( 你就把几篇报告打印出来,整理好,送给美国老板, 人家马上就说这个,你明知这个高中小妹都能做的事, 哪里是wonderful,可是还是挺美)

7。You are so pretty. (Black Friday 咬牙切齿买了一个打了75%的名牌女装,星期一上班,美国同事做惊奇状, 大喊你是如此美丽,你明知自己不是林妹妹,可是还是欣喜)

8。You will be ok.(公司大规模裁员, 下个星期可能就是你了,你正在愁豪宅如何供,可是你的美国同事却拍了拍你的肩膀说,you will be ok, you knew you won't be ok, but still)

9.  Wow, what a great deal, you are so smart.( black Friday, you went shopping, bought some good stuff, really really cheap. you told your colleague, she said this, you knew it's a good deal, but does this really mean you are that Smart)

10. I'd love to meet you, but my auntie is dying( You like one American girl in your office, you want to hook up with her for long time, finally you got the courage to ask her out, she looked so serious, and told you she would love to hang out with you, but her auntie is dying, do you believe? but still you accepted this rejection without hurting yourself so much)


Anyway, I love the way you lie.



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prettysundress 回复 悄悄话 喜欢你的文,简短搞笑,让我愉快。我要向你学习!
美国进步中国女青年 回复 悄悄话 回复mizi的评论:
that's right,
mizi 回复 悄悄话 哈哈,一直教育孩子不能说谎,上您这儿一逛,发现自己老说谎:)可又没觉得是在说谎。大概是谎话说了一百遍,也就成真理了。
白玫瑰花 回复 悄悄话 哈哈,喜欢!也跟美国人一样,喜欢听这些谎言。

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