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The Ant and the Grasshopper, Then and Now
by Eric Janszen
The Ant and the Grasshopper, Aesop (620–560 BC)
In a field one summer's day a Grasshopper was hopping about, chirping and singing to its heart's content. An Ant walked by, grunting as he carried an apple.
"Where are you off to with that heavy thing?" asked the Grasshopper.
Without stopping, the Ant replied, "To our ant hill. This is the third apple I've delivered today."
"Why not come and sing with me," said the Grasshopper, "instead of working so hard?"
"I am helping to store food for the winter," said the Ant, "and think you should do the same."
"Why bother about winter?" said the Grasshopper; "we have plenty of food right now."
But the Ant went on its way and continued its work.
The weather soon turned cold. All the food lying in the field was covered with a thick white blanket of snow that even the grasshopper could not dig through. Soon the Grasshopper found itself dying of hunger.
He staggered to the ants' hill and saw them handing out corn from the stores they had collected in the summer.
Then the Grasshopper knew: It is best to prepare for the days of necessity.
The Ant and the Grasshopper, iTulip (2007)
In the check-out line at Circuit City, a Grasshopper is pushing an over-flowing shopping cart with a flat panel TV teetering on top of a pile of components for a home entertainment system. He's singing along with his iPod, playing through ear buds at top volume. An Ant stands behind him, holding 20 feet of telephone extension chord.
The Grasshopper yanks one of the ear buds out of his ear and tells the cashier as he tosses him a credit card, "Just did my third cash-out refi in two years to pay down my credit cards. Now I can charge them back up to the limit again. Woo-hoo!"
As he's walking out, he turns around and grunts at the Ant who is buying the cheap extension chord with cash.
The next day, the Ant finds himself standing behind the Grasshopper in a checkout line at the local Home Depot. The Grasshopper is holding an invoice for his dream kitchen, complete with granite counter tops and stainless steel stove and refrigerator, plus installation. The Ant is holding an electrical switch and a screwdriver.
The Grasshopper turns around, yanks one of the ear buds out of his ear and says to the Ant, "Dude, what are you gonna do with that?"
The Ant replied, "Fix a broken light switch."
"I'd just hire someone to do it," snorted the Grasshopper as he pulled out his credit card for the cashier.
The Ant paid cash for the light switch and screwdriver.
Two years later, the economy went into a deep recession and unemployment rose to 15%, although the government still reported unemployment around 5%, as it always does. The Ant is surfing his favorite housing bubble web site and sees a member posting under the name "Grasshopper." Grasshopper says he got laid off from his job, and his 2 year ARM just adjusted from $2,500 to $5,200 a month. With all the defaults in subprime mortgages, the banks have tightened lending standards so he can't refi into a cheaper fixed rate mortgage. He's being foreclosed on and the phone is ringing off the hook from credit card companies demanding payment. "HEEEELP!" screamed the Grasshopper.
by Eric Janszen
The Ant and the Grasshopper, Aesop (620–560 BC)
In a field one summer's day a Grasshopper was hopping about, chirping and singing to its heart's content. An Ant walked by, grunting as he carried an apple.
"Where are you off to with that heavy thing?" asked the Grasshopper.
Without stopping, the Ant replied, "To our ant hill. This is the third apple I've delivered today."
"Why not come and sing with me," said the Grasshopper, "instead of working so hard?"
"I am helping to store food for the winter," said the Ant, "and think you should do the same."
"Why bother about winter?" said the Grasshopper; "we have plenty of food right now."
But the Ant went on its way and continued its work.
The weather soon turned cold. All the food lying in the field was covered with a thick white blanket of snow that even the grasshopper could not dig through. Soon the Grasshopper found itself dying of hunger.
He staggered to the ants' hill and saw them handing out corn from the stores they had collected in the summer.
Then the Grasshopper knew: It is best to prepare for the days of necessity.
The Ant and the Grasshopper, iTulip (2007)
In the check-out line at Circuit City, a Grasshopper is pushing an over-flowing shopping cart with a flat panel TV teetering on top of a pile of components for a home entertainment system. He's singing along with his iPod, playing through ear buds at top volume. An Ant stands behind him, holding 20 feet of telephone extension chord.
The Grasshopper yanks one of the ear buds out of his ear and tells the cashier as he tosses him a credit card, "Just did my third cash-out refi in two years to pay down my credit cards. Now I can charge them back up to the limit again. Woo-hoo!"
As he's walking out, he turns around and grunts at the Ant who is buying the cheap extension chord with cash.
The next day, the Ant finds himself standing behind the Grasshopper in a checkout line at the local Home Depot. The Grasshopper is holding an invoice for his dream kitchen, complete with granite counter tops and stainless steel stove and refrigerator, plus installation. The Ant is holding an electrical switch and a screwdriver.
The Grasshopper turns around, yanks one of the ear buds out of his ear and says to the Ant, "Dude, what are you gonna do with that?"
The Ant replied, "Fix a broken light switch."
"I'd just hire someone to do it," snorted the Grasshopper as he pulled out his credit card for the cashier.
The Ant paid cash for the light switch and screwdriver.
Two years later, the economy went into a deep recession and unemployment rose to 15%, although the government still reported unemployment around 5%, as it always does. The Ant is surfing his favorite housing bubble web site and sees a member posting under the name "Grasshopper." Grasshopper says he got laid off from his job, and his 2 year ARM just adjusted from $2,500 to $5,200 a month. With all the defaults in subprime mortgages, the banks have tightened lending standards so he can't refi into a cheaper fixed rate mortgage. He's being foreclosed on and the phone is ringing off the hook from credit card companies demanding payment. "HEEEELP!" screamed the Grasshopper.
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