来金王
笑一笑十年少
美国笑话英文视频
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一个孩子问他的父亲：“人是怎么出生的？” 所以他的父亲说：“亚当和夏娃生了孩子，然后他们的孩子长大成人，又生了孩子，以此类推。” 孩子然后去找他的母亲，问她同样的问题，她告诉他，“我们是猴子，然后我们进化成现在的样子。” 孩子跑回父亲身边说：“你骗我！” 他的父亲回答说：“不，你妈妈在谈论她的家庭。”
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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一个男孩问他的父亲：“爸爸，虫子好吃吗？” “这太恶心了。不要在晚餐时谈论这样的事情，” 爸爸回答道。晚饭后，父亲问：“现在，儿子，你想问我什么？” “哦，没什么，”男孩说。“你的汤里有虫子，但现在没有了。”
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
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一个女人带着她的孩子上了公共汽车。公交车司机说：“这是我见过的最丑的婴儿。呃！” 那个女人走到公共汽车的后部，坐下，怒气冲冲。她对旁边的一个男人说：“司机刚刚侮辱了我！” 那个男人说：“你直接上去告诉他——去吧，我会替你抱起你的猴子。”
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
