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知道领英 (LinkedIn) 的存在，也知道那是一个professional平台。虽然工作很多年了，一直没有跟领英打过交道，主要觉得自己不学无术，不用去领英占个座儿，浪费资源。
2024年，我们的美女校长管我要领英的信息，说要在领英上 “tick” 我。可惜那时我还没有领英的账号。顺便闲话我们校长，1米68的身高，比我还瘦一圈。那真是我见过的最精明能干年轻有为的美女护士。人家四十岁出头，就获得美国护理院士的头衔，牛掰吧。校长见面就问领英，催促了我好几次，我不得不在一个周末花了半天的美好时光，终于成功给自己申请了个账号，把自己挂在领英上面。每次有同事或着学校或者医院的什么重要的事情在领英上广而告之，我也会跟着去点个赞，以示鼓励和支持！
放假的时候，在同事们的鼓动下，我也给自己定了一个“三不规矩”：不查邮电，不看领英，不看专业书。专业书和领英的确没有去翻，邮电却是天天在查，因为不敢怠慢了学生的问题；虽然，我堂而皇之地给邮电加了自动留言：本教授正值假期，邮件概不回复，等到开学一并处理。
哎，一眨眼，下周一（1/12）开学了。今天去领英瞟了一眼，看看有没有错过什么重要的事件。点开信息留言一栏，把我吓了一跳，发现2025年被一帮科技美男子围追堵截呢。在好奇心的驱使下，我仔细浏览一下这些留言，哇哇哇，妙不可言。
现摘录几段，以飨读者：
美男1: 阳光帅气，有着温暖和熙的笑容。
3/18/2025: 美男 AC： Chief Product Wizard & Engineering Visionary
给我发了一个信息：“I noticed that your profile shows that you are in MO. According to the news, there as a sandstorm raging in MO. Are you affected? ”
我回答: “No. Thank you!”
AC：“You’ re welcome, glad to hear that. I noticed you have an Asian face, are you from Asia as well? ”
看我半天没有接招，他发给一个图，追问：人呢？人呢？人呢？聊天的最高境界就是把人聊没了。
哈哈。还挺幽默的，有图为证。
美男2 MR: 青春无敌，阳光帅气。
4/18/2025: 美男MR： AI Executive & Technical Leader
MR: “I recently took some courses on LinkedIn, and every time I clicked on my network I saw you there, I thought it was interesting so I sent you a connection request, I hope I am not bothering you, what is your main job responsibility at your institution at the moment?”
哇塞，逗号到底，不见一个句号。不愧是科技男。
我干什么呢，在这个那个瞬间，关你鸟事呢？你什么人啊，我需要跟你汇报？？？
没有回答美男MR。
美男3: GM： 五官端正，面色沉净的中年人。
GM： Battery Technology & Energy Storage, Board Member, DeFi data Analytics
11/11/2025：
GM： “Hi, there. The government shutdown is finally over! This shutdown must have had a significant impact on the healthcare system. Were your college and hospital’s teaching and clinical arrangements greatly affected? I sincerely hope everything returns to normal.”
那天，当我看见这份来自陌生人的关切，尤其不是关心我，而是对整个医疗系统的关切，把我感动了一下。脱开而出，“Thanks！”
然后，GM开始了长长的捕猎行动。
GM：“Is everything going smoothly on your end? ”
GM: “How was Veteran Day?”
吾：保持沉默，没有接茬儿。
11/14/2025
GM: “TGIF! I went back to LinkedIn today and saw that our previous conversation was still stuck there, so I thought I’d send you a message to say hello:) ”
“After a busy week, what are your plans for the weekend?”
11/20/2025
GM: “After a busy Hump Day, I hope you can have more quiet time to yourself this Thursday.”
GM：“How has this week gone so far?”
11/21/2025
GM: “Any special relaxation plans for the weekend?”
GM： ”This is absolutely one of my favorites! If you have the chance to visit the winery, you’ll discover the timeless charm of Buena Vista. The atmosphere, the rich history, and of course, their wines… It’s like savoring California’s Cultural heritage. How was your weekend? ”
好贴心：还送来加州酒窖图
11/26/2025
GM： “Every Thanksgiving I ask myself a question: Have I become someone that others are grateful to have met this year? True gratitude isn’t just about sweets; it’s about having someone willing step out your comfort zone with you and rebuild a bigger world together.”
GM： “Happy Thanksgiving in advance! :)”
12/1/2025
GM： “Welcome back to the workday! How was your Thanksgiving weekend? I believe it must have been a heartwarming family time :)”
12/4/2025
GM： “Values and choices. I’m curious what your main purpose is for using LinkedIn? Since you’ve chosen to start this conversion, remaining silent is not a mature thing for an adult to do.”
对于我的不理不睬，终于老羞成怒。
美男4: WH： 照片看上去是一枚硬汉，目光深邃，迷离，这个哥哥帅呆了。
WH： Senior R&D Engineer
11/10/2025
WH: “Hi, there. It’s so nice to see you here! Looking forward to keeping in touch.”
1/3/2026:
WH: “The New Year Arrives, bringing blessings all around! May your journey ahead be filled with
Paths beneath your feet, each step leading toward passion
Light in your eyes, every moment revealing life’s warmth
Love in your heart, every mile shared with dear companions.
In this new year, may we
Live days as radiant as sunlight, warm and bright;
Embrace life like verses of poetry, serene and sweet;
Let dreams take flight with the wind, conquering mountains and seas.
Wishing you and me: Year after year, joy endures Amidst life’s vibrant tapestry, may all endeavors thrive! ”
哇哇哇，这美男子还用AI写了这么美妙的诗给我，把我给乐的，真是醉了。
用ChatGPT把这首诗翻译成中文，如下：
新年到来，福泽四方！愿你前行的旅途——
脚下有稳稳的道路，每一步都朝向热忱；
眼中常有光芒，每一刻都感受生命的温暖；
心中存有挚爱，每一里路皆与亲友同享。
在这新的一年里，愿我们：
把日子过得如阳光般灿烂，温暖而明亮；
以生活为诗，恬淡而甜美；
让梦想随风起飞，跨越群山与大海。
愿你我年年喜乐长存，
在生命斑斓的织锦中，万事兴隆！
我又借花献佛，把它稍作修改，送给五湖四海天涯海角的朋友们吧！
新年伊始，福泽四海。愿你一路坦途---
脚踩大地，步步热情，
眼里有光，光照四方，
心存挚爱，陪伴永长。
光又暖又亮，
生活如诗，宁静安详，
梦想如风，穿越高山和海洋。
愿你我
岁岁年年，生命如歌，
如织锦般斑斓，收获美美，收获多多！
写下这篇，主要是想提醒大家：据说有杀猪盘，在领英上如野鬼一般游荡，时时刻刻捕捉猎物。这些美男还有一个共同点，就是，都是图美人帅，用英文名，老祖宗的姓，打着高科技的招牌。姐妹们千万小心一点（兄弟们也要小心），不要上当受骗，尤其那些空窗期需要疗伤的年轻美眉们，当心点，当心点啊！
1/10/2026 于圣路易斯
希望大家不要上当受骗，网络上的美女帅哥，都是浮云。还是要多关心身边的人，把自己的小日子过好，才是硬道理 ：）