美事想尽，囧事全来（Everything is beautiful and bad things come.）

Everything is beautiful and bad things come.

美事想尽，囧事全来。
无欲无求，立于不败。
不是木头，就有所爱。
既然如此，还算不坏。

Everything is beautiful and bad things come.

No desire, no need, stand undefeated.

Love is not wood.

That's not bad.