风趣幽默的 Santa Baby

Santa Baby
written by J. Javits and P. Springer
originally sung by Ertha Kitt

歌词：

Santa Baby,
Just slip a sable under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa baby,
A '54 convertible too
Light blue
I'll wait up for you, dear
Santa baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Think of all the fun I've missed
Think of all the Fella's that I haven't kissed
Next year I could be just as good
If you'll check out my Christmas list

Santa Baby,
I want a yacht and really that's not
A lot
Been an angel all year
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa honey,
One little thing I really need
The deed
To a platinum mine
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight

Santa cutie,
Fill my stocking with a duplex
And checks
Sign your 'x' on the line
Santa cutie,
and hurry down the chimney tonight

Come and trim my Christmas tree
With some decorations bought at Tiffany's
I really do believe in you
Let´s see if you believe in me, too

Santa Baby,
Forgot to mention one little thing
A ring
I don't mean on the phone
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry...tonight

吼，吼，吼！世上的圣诞老人能招架住这个吗？！

金笔想起一个笑话来：

圣诞老人幽默地跟一个小孩子说：我知道你睡在哪里[注一]，可是你知道我睡在哪里吗？[注二]

[注一]美国的家长们经常在圣诞节的夜晚哄小孩子说，圣诞老人知道你睡那里，晚上会送礼物在你床边，或火炉边。其实这些小礼物都是家长们自己放的。

[注二]美国有很多圣诞老人竟然是无家可归的，或者是酗酒的，或者是失业的 (仅圣诞期间工作) 老头。