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《大兵阿甘后传》读后感

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《大兵阿甘后传》读后感

《大兵阿甘后传》附在后面供大家参考!

《大兵阿甘后传》本来是个笑话,可是有些人就从《大兵阿甘后传》里看到了智慧,而且这是几天前活生生地发生在兵坛滴真实故事,嘿嘿,因为我以为他们居然对百科全书里有的东西也有他们自己的看法是非常滑稽可笑滴,他们就拿出这个笑话显示他们的思想方法有阿甘这个例子的支持因此正确哪,嘿嘿嘿。

虽然这个帖子的内容是文学城兵坛发生的真实故事引起的,唉,本来我也懒得写这个帖子,可是今天早晨又在走廊看到一个夸阿甘的帖子,看了佩服和赞赏阿甘的老中还不少哪,所以我就写这么个帖子玩玩儿。

《大兵阿甘的正传》是好莱坞的风靡全球的大片,虽然他心爱的女人回到他的身边的时候都已经快死了,但是他发了财,而且美军带着他一生走遍全世界,他还在中国跟中国国家队打过乒乓球哪!

所以,大兵阿甘的形象是正面的就是毫无疑问的了!

当然啦,美军这么些大兵,美军里有很多阿甘这样的人也是自然而然的,甚至还可能比好莱坞创造的银幕上的那个阿甘更可歌可泣都完全有可能性。

所谓“阿甘这样的人”也就是说体力条件和智力条件跟阿甘相比差不多。

因此,总之,也就是说实际的现实生活中有更多阿甘这样的人也是自然而然的,甚至还可能比好莱坞创造的银幕上的那个阿甘更可歌可泣都完全有可能性。

虽然,实际的现实生活中有更多可歌可泣的成功的阿甘,但是,比可歌可泣的成功的阿甘多的多得多的是不可歌只可泣的不成功的阿甘,这些阿甘跟好莱坞创造的银幕上的那个阿甘唯二的共同点就是他们的体力条件和智力条件跟阿甘相比差不多,而且实际的现实生活中也有很多老中阿甘。

当然啦,毫无疑问的,好莱坞创造的银幕上的那个可歌可泣的成功的阿甘给了实际的现实生活中的不可歌只可泣的不成功的无数阿甘们很多的力!

这些现实中的无数的阿甘们以好莱坞创造的银幕上的阿甘为荣,他们悄悄地连他们自己也不知不觉地把阿甘的成功转移到了自己的身上,他们感觉到了成功,甚至智慧。

让这些人看到智慧的是大兵阿甘对几个英语文化里熟知的问题的答案,《大兵阿甘后传》里提到了三个问题,第三个是上帝的名字是什么,对于这个问题答案有好几个,让基督徒们去讨论吧,我就不说了。

后来,熟悉基督教的北京●茶屋网友指出了,对于第三个问题,阿甘引的应该是:“Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name...”,差不多就是说他爹的名字是神圣的意思!

而阿甘说的是:“Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name....”!

所以,我以为这个笑话其实还应该是损阿甘的智力滴,一定要搞清楚人家是“laugh with you”,还是“laughs at you”,嘿嘿,因此,大家还是不要用阿甘当证据来证明自己的思想和看法跟阿甘类似因此有道理。

第一个问题是:What days of the week begin with the letter ‘T’?

英语文字是拼音文字,这个问题是问一个星期的七天的名字的拼写里有几个是以‘T’打头的,这个问题的巧的地方就是‘th’的发音不是‘t’!

所以,标准答案是星期二(Tuesday)和星期四(Thursday)。

但是,对这个问题,大兵阿甘有自己的答案:“Today and Tomorrow!

啊哈,大兵阿甘有自己的答案,这使得现实中无数的阿甘们以阿甘的这个答案为荣,他们感觉到了成功,甚至智慧。

当然了,现实中无数的阿甘们就不管英文文化里一个星期的七天的名字是名字,而名字的拼写是以大写字母开始的,而今天(today)和明天(tomorrow)就不是名字了,也不是总以‘T’打头的。再说了,佩服并赞赏阿甘的智力的人们就不会想到星期天的明天就不是这个星期的一天了,嘿嘿。

第二个问题是:How many seconds are there in a year??

很明显,一般人理解这个问题是问一年里有多少秒。

然而,对第二个问题,大兵阿甘也有自己的答案:“12!

英文是拼音文字,因此是耳朵的文字,也就是说英文记录的是声音,用耳朵的听力区分发音相同的字和词是不可能滴,所以,英文里的同音词不像中文里同音字那么比比皆是,因为中文是象形文字,因此是眼睛的文字,所以同音字在中文里不是问题,因为眼睛可以鉴别,我的一个老帖子《说说中国文明和基督教文明的几个不同 》说过这个事情。

其实,同音词也就是一词多意,比如说这里的“second”既可以是“秒”也可以是“第二”。因为英语文化里每月里的天以是序数命名的,比如说“January second, February second, March second.....”,也就是“一月第二,二月第二,三月第二......”!

又来了,大兵阿甘又有自己的答案,这使得现实中无数的阿甘们又可以以阿甘的为荣了,他们又感觉到了成功,甚至智慧。

当然了,现实中无数的阿甘们就不管英文文化里“January second”、“February second”和“March second.....,是名字,因此这些“second”应该是不可以分出来滴。再说了,佩服并赞赏阿甘的智力的人们也不会想到英文数数跟中文不同,比如说英文里没有中文里的“一头牛”的“头”和“一匹马”的“匹”等等,英文里名词才可以数,而且是可数的名词才可以数,而作为“第二”的“second”不仅不是可数名词,连名词都不是,因为作为“第二”的“second”是序数词,因此是不可数滴,嘿嘿。

最后,我再说一遍《大兵阿甘后传》本来是个笑话,而且是英文笑话,熟悉英文文化的人们听了笑一笑就算了,当然也可以欣赏这个笑话的巧妙和聪明。

但是,有些人对这个笑话加以发挥甚至把它当成了显示什么思想方法的正确性的证据就滑稽可笑了,因为他们这样想就是提供了他们自己就是现实的老中阿甘的证据了。

附:《大兵阿甘后传》

Forest Gump, the after

The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however,and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.

Saint Peter says, "Well, Forest, it's certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we've been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The tests are fairly short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven." Forest responds, "It shore is good to be here Saint Peter. I was looking forward to this. Nobody ever told me about any entrance exams. Shore hope the test ain't too hard; life was a big enough test as it was." Saint Peter goes on, "Yes, I know Forest. But, the test I have for you is only three questions. Here is the first: What days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Second, how many seconds are there in a year? Third, what is God's first name?"

Forest goes away to think the questions over. He returns the next day and goes up to Saint Peter to try to answer the exam questions. Saint Peter waves him up and asks, "Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over, tell me your answers."

Forest says, "Well, the first one, - how many days of the week begin with the letter 'T'? Shucks, that one's easy; that'd be Today and Tomorrow !" The saint's eyes open wide and he exclaims, "Forest ! That's not what I was thinking, but ... you do have a point though, and I guess I didn't specify, so I give you credit for that answer."

"How about the next one" says Saint Peter, "how many seconds in a year?" "Now that one's harder," says Forest. "But, I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve." Astounded, Saint Peter says, "Twelve! Twelve! Forest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?" Forest says, "Shucks, there gotta be twelve: January second, February second, March second....." "Hold it," interrupts Saint Peter. "I see where you're going with it. And I guess I see your point, though that wasn't quite what I had in mind. I'll give you credit for that one too."

"Let's go on with the next and final question," says Saint Peter, "Can you tell me God's first name?" Forest says, "Well shore, I know God's first name. Everbody probly knows it. It's Howard."

"Howard?" asks Saint Peter. "What makes you think it's 'Howard'?" Forest answers, "It's in the prayer." "The prayer?" asks Saint Peter, "Which prayer?" "The Lord's Prayer," responds Forest: "Our Father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...."

 

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jds 回复 悄悄话 谢北京●茶屋!所以,其实这个笑话其实还应该是损阿甘的
北京●茶屋 回复 悄悄话 Hallowed be thy name...
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