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民族:满汉半袭。信仰:三顿饭一张床。爱好:练贫。性格:大愚若智。目标:(1)减少满足了嘴对不起胃的次数(2)把贫穷表现为不露富。
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新修改的《婚姻法》(不许笑)

(2012-02-28 02:57:20) 下一个


两会修改新《婚姻法》,打字
一疏忽,把一夫一妻打成了一天一妻。

人大会审议时普遍反映:就一条改得好,与时俱进

甲代表:好是好,就怕源保不了。

乙代表:好是好,就怕时间有点少。

女代表:好是好,就怕男同胞身体受不了

法律界代表:好是好,就是孩子父不好找!

妇联代表:好是好,就怕后院起火救不了。

丙代表:一天一妻就不盖后院了。

此项决议一致通过了。


                  




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石假装 回复 悄悄话 回复megchen的评论:

谢谢你认真回答俺。
昨天你说题目太严肃,犹豫是否进来,给我一个好提示,让我在标题后面加了3个字,效果好多了。谢谢!
megchen 回复 悄悄话 回复石假装的评论:

hehehehe, I went to "check" your profile before because of the post from DUMARTINI and found out there's a big beauty there...so I am wondering why you ask me? You should know the best answer.

In life, I am actually slim because basically I am a vegetarian. It's nothing to do with any religion, but purely for health and beauty purposes. There are a few books had hugh influence on my diet. Following those books, I eat whatever I like (as long as it's proper food) and don't need to worry about getting weight but still can be very healthy.

If you would like me go further, I am very happy to tell you more details.

Have a nice day!
石假装 回复 悄悄话 回复megchen的评论:

俺这是小题大作。有头脑的人才会进来上当。

早就看你身材太帅。请问,现在开始瘦身,啥时能练成?
megchen 回复 悄悄话
hahahaha, from the title, I thought it would be boring so I was very hesitant to get into the post.

so funnnnnnny! Thanks for sharing!
石假装 回复 悄悄话 回复DUMARTINI的评论:
问好DU姐,到你家去找过几次照片的答案。连照片你都拆掉啦,可是让俺们高兴热闹了一阵子啊。
DUMARTINI 回复 悄悄话 嘎嘎嘎

笑S我了算了

瞧那女的说的~~~~
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