Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!-Joke （转载-by houston-sun）

To My Democrat Friends, and to All Socialists, Liberals, and Marxists：


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishesfor an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress,non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solsticeholiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religiouspersuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, withrespect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions ofothers, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditionsat all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling andmedically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generallyaccepted calendar year 2011, but not without due respect for thecalendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to societyhave helped make America great.
Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other countrynor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is madewithout regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,religious faith or sexual preference of the addressee.
To All My Conservative and Republican Friends:Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!