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(2010-03-11 05:05:53) 下一个

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what you guys don't understand is, for us, kissing is as important as any part  of  it. right, serious? everything you need to know is in that first kiss. absolutely, I think kissing is pretty much like an opening act, you know? I meam it's like the stand-up comedian you have to sit through before Pink Floyd comes out. and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that not why we bought the ticket. the problem is, thought, after the concert's over, no matter how great the show was, you girls are always looking for the comedian again, you know? I mean, we're in the car , we're fighting traffic, basically just trying to stay awake. well wold of advice, bring back the comedian. otherwise next time you're gonna find yourself sitting at home, listening to that alblum alone. are we still talking about sex? 
no, it's good ,it's just that doesn't she seem a little angry? well ,she has issues, does she? he's out banging other women  over the head with a club while she sits at home trying to get the mastodon smell out of the carpet. these are cave people, ok ,they have issues like, Gee , that glacier's getting kind of close, see? speaking of issues, isn't that your ex-wife? me? no ,how about I'll catch up with you in the Ice Age? 
you look great, I hate that ,sorry,you look good too, well in here anyone who shands erect ,so what's new? still a lesbian? well you never know, how's the family? Marty's still totally paranoid, why are you here, I'm pregnant. she didn't leave in such a hurry after all. I think this is the episode of Three 's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding. then I've already seen this one, are you through with that? sorry,the swallowing slowed me down, whose little ball of paper is this? that would be mine,see  I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and now I wish I was dead, she 's already fluffed that pillow. but it's fine. I just don't wanna give them any ammunition than they already have.
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we all know how cruel a parent can be about the flatness of a child's pillow. monic, you're scaring me, I mean you 're like all chaotic  and twirly.  and not in a good way. calm down, you don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twrily every time they come. that 's because as far as my parents are concerned Ross can do no wrong. he is the Prince, apprently thay had some big ceremony before I was born. ugly naked guy got a thigh-master.
has anybody seen my engagement ring?  it's beacuiful. no look , don't touch that. like I wasn't dreading tomorrow enough. having to give it back to him,remember me? I'm the girl in the veil who stomped on your heart in front of you entire family. now I'm gonna have to return the ring. without ring, which makers it so much harder. we'll find it, won't we, alringt when do you have it on last? doy, probably right before she lost it. you don't get a lot of "doy" these days, I know I had it this morning and I know I had it when I was in the kitchen with,don't be mad. you did it,I'm sorry, I gave you one job,  but look how straight those noodles are, now ,you know that's not how you look an engagement ring in a lasagne. I just can't do it, boys we're going in.
that is not happy, Carol's pregnant, I found it, do that for anther two hours you might be where I am right about now. kinda puts that the whole pillow thing in prespective. well now, how do you fit into this whole thing? well ,she says they want me to be involved, but if I'm not comfortable with it, I don't have to be involed basically it's totally up to me. she is so great,I miss her. what does she mean by 'involved"? I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done.anyway ,they want me to go down to this sonogram thing with them tomorrow. so what are you gonna do? I have no idea, no matter what I do, though,I'm still gonna be a fether. well, this is still ruined ,right? her's daughter is gonna call you , what's that curry taste? I think they're great ,I really do , do you remember the Ludwins? the big one had a thing for you ,didn't she? they all had a thing for him, I'm sorry why is this girl goin to call me? she just graduated and she wants to be something in cooking or food ,or  I don't know. anyway, I told her you had a restanrant, I don't have a restaurant,I work in a restaurant,well they don't have to know that . could you come and help me with the spaghetti please?
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we're having spaghetti, that's easy, I know this is going to sound unbelievably selfish, but were you planning on bringing up the whole baby,lesbian thing? beacuse I think it might take some off the heat of me . what that rachel did to her life, we ran into her parents at the club they were not playing very well, I'm not gonna  tell you what they spant on that wedding but 4000 dollars is  a lot of money, well at least  she had the chance to leave  a man at the altar,what 's that supposed to mean ? nothing ,it's an expression, no it's not, don't listen to your mother, you're independent and you always have been, even when you were kid and you were chubby ,and you have no friends, you were just fine, and you would read alone in your room, and your puzzles. look these are people like Ross who need to shoot for the stars, with his museum,and his paper geting publish, other people are satisfied with staying where they are. I'm telling you ,these are the people  who never get cancer, and I read about these women trying to have it all  and I thank God our little harmonica's doean't seem to have this problem, so  Ross ,what's going on with you? any stories? no news ,no little anecdotes to share with the folks? look ,I realise you guys have been wondering what exactly happened between Carol and me ,and so well here 'e the deal. Carol's lesbian. she 's living with a women  name Susan, she 's pregnant with my child, and she and Susan are going to raise the baby. and you knew about this? your folks are really that bad, well you know these people  are pros, that know what they're doing they take their time,they get the job done .boy,I know they say you can't change your parents,if you could ,I'd want yours, must pee, y'know it's even worse when you're twins, you're twins? we don't speak, she's like this high-powered,driven career type, what does she do? she 's a waitress, all right, you guys,I kinda gotta clean up now. you're only child,right?  you don't have any of this ,well no althought  I did have an imaginary friend who my parents actually preferred. the lights please, how long was I in there? I'm just cleaning up. do you need any help? sure,thanks anyway you nervous about Barry tomorrow? a little,a lot ,got any advice? you know, as someone who'srecently been dumped? well you may  wanna steer clear of the word "dumped", chances are he's gonna be this, this broken shell of a man ,you know, so you should try not to  look too terrific. I know it'll be hard, you know ,I'll go down there and I'll give B arry back his ring. and you can go with them to OB,GYN, you've got Carol tomorrow
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when did it get so complicated? got me, remember when we were in high school together, I mean ,didn't you think you were just gonna meet someone, fall in love and that's be it. I never thought I'd be here. me eigher.
sorry ,I'm late ,I was stuck at work ,there was  this big dinosaur thing anyway . you remember Susan, how could I forget? good shake. we're just waiting for ,she of couse, she familiar with our ,special situation? yes and she's very supportive, that's great, that opens my cervix.
come in, are you sure? it's fine, he's gonna be here for hours, how are you doing? I'm ok, you look great, he's gagging ,be right there, be back in a sec. I dumped him.
how 's this all gonna work? you know  with us, you know when ,like ,important decisions have to be made, give me a "for instance." well ,I don't know , how about with the baby's name?Maly is boy ,Mini is girl,as in mouse, as in my grandmother, still you say mini,you hear mouse . how about Julia? we agreed on mini, totally,we agreed we'd spend the rest of our lives together, thing's change, roll with the punches. I beileve Julia's on the table?
sorry about that, so what have you been up to ? not much ,I got a job, why are you so tanned? I went to Aruba, you went on our honeymoon alone? I went with ,now this may hurt, I wen with Mimi, my maid of honor, we're kinda of a thing now, well you've got plugs.
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careful, they haven't quite taken yet, you 've got lenses, but you hate sticking your finger in your eyes, not for her, listen, I really wanted to thank you, see ,about a month ago, I wanted to hurt you , more than I 've ever wanted to hurt anyone in my life. and i'm an orthodontist, you know ,you were right, I mean I though we were happy, we weren't happy, but with her,now I'm happy. spit ,what? I guess this belongs to you , thank you for giving it to me, well ,thank you for giving it back,
please, what's wrong with Helen? I don't think so, it's not gonna be Helen, it's gonna be Wilick? no actually we talked about Bunch, well, wait a minute,  why is she in the title? it's my baby too, so funny,really,I  don't remember you making any sperm. we all know what a challenge that is, all right ,you two ,stop it, she gets a credit. I'm in there too, you're not actually suggestingGeller? cause I think that borders on child abuse, of course not, I'm suggesting Geller, you see what he's doing ? he knows no one 's gonna say all these names, they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way, you think this is my way? believe me ,of all the ways I ever imagined this moment in my life being, this is not my way ,you know what? this is too hard ,I'm not ,I can't do, how are we today?any nausea? a little , I was just wondering about  the mother to be, thanks for sharing , I'm gonna ga, I don't think I can be involved in the particular thing right now,
well ,isn't that amazing? what are we supposed to be seeing here? I don't know but I think it's about to attack the enterprise. you know, if you tilt your head to the life and relax your eyes, it kind looks like an old potato ,then don't do that ,alright? what do you think? are you welling up"  you 're gonna be an aunt, shut up, I'm fine ,I saw Berry today, he told me ,I hope you two are very happy,I really do, if everything works out,and you guys end up getting married and having kids, and everything I just hope they have his old hairline and your old nose, ok I know it was a cheap shot but I feel so much better now.
(三)
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how it going? not so good, he walked me to the subway and said we should do this again.that's good ,right? no lossely translated we should do this again meas you will never see me naked, since when? since always ,it's like dating language, you know like  it's not you,means it's you, or you such nice guy means I'm gonna be dating learther wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you, or you know ,I think we should see other people means I already am. and everybody knows this? cushions the blow, it's like when you're a kid, and your parents put your dog to sleep, and tell you it went off to live on some farm, that's funny, because our parents actually did, sand our dog to live on a farm , they had this unbelievable  farm, and horses and ribbits that he could chase and it was, oh my God.
so how does it feel knowing you're about to die? in five minutes my pain will be over, but you'll have to live with the knowledge that you sent an honest man to die, that was really good, let's keeping on, so whaddya want from me, I just wanna go back to my cell, cause in my cell ,I can smoke, smoke away, I think this is probably why he smokes in his cell alone, what relax your hand , let your wrist go, not so much ,alright ,now try taking a puff, give it to me , I am not giving you a cigarette, it's fine , look, do you want get this part or not ? here all right now, don't think of it as a cigaretta think of it as the thing that's be missing from your hand, when you holding it, you feel right ,you feel complete, you miss it? not so much, we smoke,oh mu God.
they say it's the same as the diatance from the tip of the guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger. that's ridiculous, can I  use either  thumb? don't tell me decaf cappucino for Joey, coffee black, late, and an iced tea, i'm getting pretty good at this ,excellent.
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good for me ,I'm just ,it not even worth, it's my bank, what did they do to you? it's nothing, I'm going through my mail,and I open up their monthly you know, statement, easy, and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account. satan's minions at work again, yes ,cause now I have to go down there ,and deal with them ,what are you talking about? keep it, it's not mine ,I didn't earn it, if  I kept it,it would be like stearing, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes ,do you know what I'd hear,with every step I took? not mine, and  even if I was happy,and skiping, I'd hear, not not mine. we're with ,we got it . I'd never be able to enjoy it. it would be like this karmic  debt, what are you doing? I'm smoking, I can't believe you,  you've been so good for three years, and this is my reward, hold on a sec ,alright, just think about what you went through the last time you quit, so this time ,I won't quit, put it out ,alright ,I'm puting it out, I can't drink this now, alright ,I gonna go to change ,I've got a date. so is it Alan again? how's it goin? going preety good ,you know, it's nice ,and we're having fun, so when do we get to meet the guy? let's see ,today's monday.never, come on, not after what happened with Steve, what are  you talking about? we love Steve.he was schhexy, sorry, look I don't even know how I feel about him yet, just give me a chance to fight that out, well ,then we can meet him?
I mean, why should I let them meet him? I bring a guy home and five minutes they all over him. they're like coyotes picking off the weak members of the herd, listen,as someone who's seen more than her fair share of bad beef, I'll tell you that is not such a terrible thing, come on now, they're you friends, they're just looking out after you, I just want this once ,I bring a guy home that they actually liked, well you do realise that the odds of that happening are a little simmer, if they never get to meet the guy.
let it go , you didn't know it, do you all promise?we promise, we'll be good, do you promise to be good, you can come in, but your filter tipped little buddy has to stay outside. thank you for calling attention to our error. we have created your account with 500 dallars we sorry for the inconvenience, and hope you'll accept this football phone, and I free get do you believe this? now I have 1000 dollers and a football phone, what bank is this? it's him , it's here, please be good, remember how much you all like me? this is everybody, I've heard schho much all about all you guyschh.
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thanks ,I call you tomorrow, let's let the Alan bashing begin. who's gonna take the first shot, let's start with the way he keep picking at, you know ,I'm sorry ,I can't do this. we love him, he's great, I'm going out with? and did you notice? he's great, the way his smile was kinda crooked, like the man in the shoe, what's shoe? from the nursery rhyme, these was a crooked man ,who has a crooked smile, who lived in a shoe ,for ,while, he will become the yardstick against which all future boyfriends will be measured. what future boyfriends? I think this could be, I'd marry him just for this David impression alone, you know I'm gonna be that at parties ,right? you know what I like most about him ,though? the way he makes me feel about myself.
how was the game? we won,that's fantastic , I have one question, how is the possible? he was unbelivable, he was like that Bugs cartoon where Bugs is playing all the postion,right, but instead of Bugs was first base Alan,second base Alan ,third base. I mean it was like he made us into a team, we sure showed Hassidic jewellers, a thing or two about softball, nice, can I ask you  guys a question? do you even think that Alan is maybe ,sometimes, a little too Alan, no that's impossible, you can never be too Alan, it's his,innate Alan ness that we adore, I personally could have a gallon of Alan.
hey ,weird girl ,I brought you alphabet soup ,did you pick out the vowels? yes ,but I left in the Ys, cause ,you know sometimes Y,  I also  have something else for you, saltines? no but would you like 1000 dollars and a fooyball phone? oh my God,there's really money in here. weird girl ,what are you doing? no I want you to have it , I don't want it, I have to give you something, no that's fine ,you don't, would you like my tin foil hat? no cause you need that, it's ok thanks, please ,let me do something, alright ,I 'll tell you what, you buy me a sold ,and then we're even,ok.
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keep the change, thanks, sure you don't want pretzel, no I'm fine ,see you, a thumb ,Iknow, I open it up and there it was, just floating in there like this tiny little hitch -hiker,  well,maybe it's a contest, you know, like collect all 5? any one want see? don't do that. cut it out, it's worse than the thumb, this is so unfair, why is it unfair?so I have a flaw ,big deal? like Joey's constant  knuckle -cracking isn't annoying? and  Ross with his over-pronouncing every single word? and Monic with that snort when she laughs? I mean,what the hell is that thing? I accept all those flaws, why can't you accept me for this? does knuckle-cracking bother everbody? well, I could live without it , well,is it  a little annoying, or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair? now ,don't listen to him,alright, I think it's endearing, you do do you,  you know , there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly, indeed there isn't, I should really get back to work ,cause otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered. the hair comes out,and the gloves come on,.
did you ever go out with a guy your friends all really like?no, I'm going out with a guy my friends all really like, wait,we talking about the coyotes here? all right, a cow got through, can you believe it? you know what? I just don't feel the thing, I mean they feel the thing, I don't feel the thing, you should always feel the thing, listen,if that's how you feel about the guy dump him, I know ,it's gonna be really hard, well he 's a big boy,he'll get over it , he'll be fine, it's other five I'm worried about .
do you have any respect for your body? don't you realise what you're doing to yourself? I have had it with you guys and your cancer and your emphysema and heart disease,the bottom line is, smoking is cool ,and you know it, he wants to speak to you, really ,he does? buddy,what's up. she told you about that, I have one now and tnen ,now it's not that big,  that's true,noone ever puts it that before, God ,he's good, if only he were a woman, lambchop how old is this sock? if I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too, ok ,I think it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch.
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where's Joey? he ate my last of gum, so I kiied him, do you think that was wrong? I'm alive with pleasure now, you gonna have the rest of that pop-tart? does anyone want the rest of this pop-tart? I might, you know ,those stupid soda people  gave me 7000dollars for a thumb, and on way here ,I stepped in gum, what is up with the unvierse? what's going on? nothing,I just think it's nice when we 're all here together, even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear, guys ,we have to talk, wait I'm getting a dsja vu. there it is , it's about Alan, these something that you should know, I mean ,there's really no easy way to say this , I decided to break up with Alan, is there somebody else?  no it's just thing's change,people change, we didn't change, so that's it? it's over? just like that? you know you let your guard down, you start to really care about someone ,and I just,I could go on pretending ,ok ,no but that would't be fair to me,,It would be fair to you ,who wangs fair? I just want things back,you know ,the way they were, she say sorry ,I feel better, I just can't believe this,with the holidays coming up I wanted him to my family, I 'll meet someone else ,there be other Alan, you guys gonna be ok? we'll be fine ,just gonna need a little time, I understand.
I 'm reslly sorry, I'm sorry too, but I gotta tell you I 'm a little relieved, well ,I had a great time with you , I just can't stand your friends, remember when we went to center park and rents boats, that was fun, he could row like a viking, how 'd it go? did he mention us? he said he 's really gonna miss you guys, you had a rough day? you have no idea, that's it ,I'm getting cigarettes,no, I don't care, game's over ,I'm weak ,I've gotta smoke, if you never smoke again,I'll give you 7000 dollars,alright.
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ok, if I were omnipotent for day, I would want  world peace ,no more hunger, good thing for the rain forest,and bigger boots, see, you took mine, what about you ,if I were omnipotent  for a day , I'd make myself omnipotent forever, see ,there's always one guy, if I had a wish, I'd wish  for three more wishes, what would you do  if you were omnipotent? probably kill myself, excuse me, if little Joey's dead,then I got no reason to live, omnipotent, you are ,I'm sorry .
how does she do that?I cannot sleep in a public place, would you look at you ?she is so peaceful, it's ok ,you know you just nooded off again, what's going on with you? I got no sleep last night ,why? my grandmather have a new boyfriend, and they 're both kind of insecure in bed,and deaf, so they're constantly ,like,having to reassure each other that they're having a good time, you have no idea how loud they are, well, if you want ,you can stay with me tonight.
see ,I told you  less than a hundred steps from our place to here, you got way too much free time, here's the birthday boy, check it out ,hockey ticket, rangers penguins,tonight at the garden, and we're taking you, happy birthday pal, we love you man,funny, my birthday was seven months ago, so I'm guessing you had an exter ticket, and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date, well, aren't we Mr."glass is half empty." on,is today the twentieth,October twentieth, I was hoping you wouldn't remember, what's wrong with the twentieth? elever days before H alloween all the good coustumes are gone? today is the day Carol and I first consummated our physical relationship, you know what ,I 'd better pass on the game, I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex wife and her lesbian lover, the hell with hockey,let's all do that, ice,guys' night out,come on ,big guy, what are you doing ,I have no idea, maybe it'll take my mind off it  , do you promise to buy me a big thumb finger? you got it .
look ,my first pay check, look at the window there my name, I remember the day I got I got my first pay check, there was a cave in one of the mines,and eight people were killed, you worked in a mine? I worked in a dairy queen,why? isn't this exciting? I earned this.
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I wiped tables for it,I steamed milk for it. and it was tatally not worth it .who's FICA? why 's he getting all my money? look at that, this is not that bad, you're fine ,for a first job. you can tatally live on this, by the way ,great service tonight, hockey, I swear I've seen birds do this on Wild Kingdom, what are you guys doing here? we were in the city shoppong, and  your mom said you work here ,and  it's ture, look at you in the apron, you look like you're in a play, look at you, you so  big ,I can't believe it, I'm a duplex, what's going on with you?well ,guess who my dad's making partner in his firm, and while we're on the subject of news, I have elbows.
 pass it up to me,he spots me in the crease,there's the pass, we'll take a brief time out while he stops to look at some women's shoes, she was wearing boots just like those the night we first, fact she never took them off, peach pit, bunny? we had peachs,actually nectarines,but basically, could've been a peach, then we got dressed , I walked to her to the bus stop,I'm fine, that woman's got an ass like her, thought we were trying to find stuff.
tell me all the dirt, well the biggest news is still you dumping him at the alter, let's talk reality for a sec, when are you coming home? come on,this is us, I'm not ,this is what I'm doing now, I've got this job, waitressing? I'm not just waitressing, I write the speacials on the specials board, I take the dead flowers out of the vase, sometimes he lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies, your mom didn't tell us about the blobbied.
how with it with your friends? how wouls you like some tiki death punch, it's rum, we thought since she was stay over tonight, we 'd have kinda like a slumber party thing,  we got some trashy magazines, we got cookie dough,we got twister, and I brought operation, but I lost the tweezers ,so we can't operate, but we can prep the guy .
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it's the Visa card people . ask them what they want , could you please tell me what this is in reference to? hold on, they say there's been unusual activity on your account. but I haven't use my card in weeks, this is the unusual activity, look, they just wanna see if you're ok, they want know if I'm ok, well let's see , the FSCA guys took all my money, everyone I know is eigher getting married, or getting pregnant,or getting promoted, and I'm getting coffee,and it's even for me, so if that sounds like I'm ok, then you can tell them I'm ok, she has left the building ,can you call back? alright ,come on, let's play twister, there was ice there that night with her? plastic seats? 4000 angry fans? actually  I was just saying it looks we're not sitting togather, but now you mention it , there was ice there that night, it was the first frost, sit down.
you shouls feel great about yourself ,you're doing this amazing independence thing,I gave up ,like,everything,and for what?, you just like Jack, Jack from downstairs, Jack and beanstalk, see he gave up something, but he got those magic beans, then he woke up ,and there was this big plant outside his window, full of possibilities and stuff, and he lived in a village, and you live in the village, he gave up  a cow, I gave up an orthodontist, I knpw I don't love him, he did love the cow, but see it was a plan, it was clear,and every thing was figured out ,and now everything's just knida like, floop? so what ,you're not only one, I mean, half the time we don't know where we're going, you 've just gotta figure at some point it's all gonna come together, and  it's just gonna be unfloopy, like that's a word, what if it doesn't come together? I just I don't like this question. what if we don't get magic beans?  what if all we've got are beans.
get him, not laughing now ,pal, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks, pass it ,he's open, shoot, we're on the TV thing, it says to call this number if you not completely satisfied with this candy bar, I'm not completely satisfied,  it's knida of an emergency I guess you know that , or we'd be in the predicament room, hold on fill these out, sit over there ,I don't wanna make any trouble, but I'm a lot of pain here ,my face is danted, well you have to wait your turn, how long do you think it'll be? any minutes now.
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I'm so sorry,you guys,I didn't mean to bring you down, no you were right, I don't have a plan, pizzy guy ,thang god ,food, do you have a plan? I don't even have a plan, mushroom,green pepper and onion, that's not what we ordered, we ordered a fat free crust with extre cheese. my dad's gonna kill me,wait ,did you say? this one gus goes across the street, I must have given him yours,bonehead, wait was this is a small mediterranean guy, with curiously intelligent good looks? that sounds about right, was he wearing a stunning blue suit,and power tie? no pretty much just a towel, so you guys want me to take this back, are you nuts? we've got his pizze,I want see .let me see , who are you spying on? white house adviser ,he's compaign guy? the one with the great hair,sexy smile, really cut butt? the little guy, I love him, I see a woman, please tell me it's his mother,definitly not his mother, she walking acress the floor, she got the pizze,that's not for you .
we've been here for over an hour,and a lot people less sick than my friend have gone in, I mean that guy with the toe things?who's he sleeping with? don't be mad,I know we both said something we didn't mean, but that doesn't mean we still don't love each other, you know ,I feel like I've lost here.
 light still out? maybe they 're napping ,please ,they're having sex, shut up, what do you think he is like? I think he's shy,I think you have to draw him out. and then ,when you do ,he 's a preppy animal.
I remember the moonlight coming through the window, and her face had the most inreadible glow, yes the moon the glow,the magical feeling ,you did this part,could I get some painkillers over here,please? he's right ,enough ,already, what is the big deal about today? so you slept with her for the first time ,so what? you slept with her for seven years after that, look,it's just a little more complicated, well what is it? she left you ,that she likes woman ,she left you for anther woman that likes women? little louder.I think there's a mam on the 12 floor in a coma who didn't quite hear you, my first time with her was my first time,
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so in your whole life ,you've only been with one? hocky was a big mistake, there was a whole bunch of stuff we could 've done tonight, I got one ,do you remember that vegetarian pate, that I made of you loved so much, well unless goose is a vegetable, fine, now I don't feel so bad about sleeping with him, you sleeping with him,you already broken up, how long,a coulpe hours, that's nice, I got one, the valentine he left in your locker was really from me, like he was really gonna send you one? she was a big girl,at least big girls, don't pee in their pants in seventh grade, I was laughing,you made me laugh, there he is, where we 've been looking all night, he is so cute, drop the towel.
can you believe he's only had sex with one woman, I think it's great, you know it's sweet ,it's romantic,really? no ,you kidding?the guy's freak ,I judge him, that's attractive I thought you were great in silence of the lambs, come on,admit it all the considered you had fun tonight, fun,where was the fun. tell me specifically ,which part was the fun part where 's my puck? the kid has it ,that's my puck ,I found it, finders keepers,losers weepers, you got do it,well , I'm rubber you're glue,whatever? can't do it,give me back my puck, no rough holding in my ER, now that was fun.
right foot red, could've played,but it's the visa card people, will you take my place, this is , I haven't been using it much ,Iam ok, I've got migic beans, I'm fine.
 
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