婚姻是什么？

by 上海大男人
 

从前，

有个人年轻时来美国，为了琐事经常和太太吵架，当时的老板告诉他：

婚姻就是一杯咖啡，苦的，但闻着香，吸引不少人去喝。

聪明人放些糖，整天在对方面前说些，做些好事，君不闻有些夫妻honey不离嘴。

最后，要加一点点牛奶（sex的恰当比喻），太多太少都不行，不像加糖。

从此，王子和女孩从此过上幸福日子。

Once upon a time. A young man came to America。 he ofen quarreled  with his wife for rivial things. His boss told him:
 Marriage is a cup of coffee, bitter but smell good , attracting many people to drink. Smart people put some sugar. they
talk good sentances and do some good each other all day. For instance some couples say honey each other all day.
Then, to add a little milk (sex), not too little, not too much , unlike sugar. Since then, the prince and the girl happily ever after life.