虫二的窝
瘋月无边
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隔壁 cubicle 的美媚，自称百四，外号河马，总是神神叨叨。
“虫兄，你快好好读读网上这文章，狗比女人好耶。别再整天围着妹妹转了，去追狗狗吧。”美媚转发了个电子邮件：
Why dogs are better than women:
1. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
4. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
5. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
And last, but not least:
6. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
“虫兄，你快好好读读网上这文章，狗比女人好耶。别再整天围着妹妹转了，去追狗狗吧。”美媚转发了个电子邮件：
Why dogs are better than women:
1. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
2. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
3. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
4. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
5. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
And last, but not least:
6. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
“哼，依虫兄看，还是女人比狗好！”一定得为我最喜爱的动物辩护，于是想了几条理由:
Why women are better than dogs:
1. Women don't drink from toilet.
2. Woman don't sniff others ass and pee on the tree.
3. Women don't need you to walk them and pick up their poopoo.
4. Women don't need you to go to a hairdress with them but dogs do.
5. Women's dishes taste better than dog food.
And last, but not least:
6. If a dog whispers, "I want you", it will freak you out.
“哈哈，虫兄这么逗，连狗狗都想扑上来对你说声‘I want you’的。”
“别介，以虫虫的mojo, 不管是女人还是狗狗说‘I want you ’虫兄都会 freak out 的。”
“那改天小妹抓只小母虫子来，跟虫兄说:‘I want you.’”
“你可要看仔细了再抓，别到时候抓了一只母大虫给我，更吃不消了。”
“不用担心，虫兄，小妹会叫母大虫对虫兄温柔一点的。”
“算了吧，还是找河马吧，反正眼神都不好，谁也看不清谁。”
“河马可不懂得温柔。到时候给虫虫留下一辈子的心里阴影，虫兄可就成虫公公了。”
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2009-11-13 22:40:33
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