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How Men Change After Married

(2009-09-03 14:46:27) 下一个




The Love Word:
 
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
 
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
 
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
 

Back from Work:
 
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
 
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
 
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?
 

Phone Ringing:
 
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
 
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
 
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!
 

Cooking:
 
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
 
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
 
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??
 

New Dress:
 
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
 
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
 
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?
 

TV:
 
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
 
After 6 months: I like this movie.
 
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!
 

Making Love:
 
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
 
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
 
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!
 

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