How Men Change After Married

The Love Word: 
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! 
After 6 months: Of course, I love you. 
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you? 

Back from Work: 
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home! 
After 6 months: I'm BACK!! 
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet? 

Phone Ringing: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. 
After 6 months: Here, it's for you. 
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!! 

Cooking: 
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good! 
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight? 
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN?? 

New Dress: 
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress. 
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again? 
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me? 

TV: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight? 
After 6 months: I like this movie. 
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself! 

Making Love: 
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight? 
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!! 
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!