共享（笑话，译文）

共享【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过

 

The Sharing

 

Two villagers had bought a pig together; at the end of six months, one wanted to kill it, and the other did not.

"If you don't want to kill your half," said the first one, "then let me kill mine."

 

共享

 

两个村民合伙买了一头猪。半年后，一人想杀猪，另一人则不想。

“如果你不想杀你那一半，”  头一人说，“那我可要杀我的那一半了。”

 

【1】.   p. 170. LE PARTAGE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.