瑞士猎场看守人【1】（笑话，译文，有些黄，不喜欢者勿入）
译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
（注：译者没有张扬黄色笑话的本意，只是译完后觉得（法国笑话对中国文明）有些不妥，但又忍不住笑，如果笑过之后只是笑笑而已，那样就是译者的本意达到了。）
The Swiss Gamekeeper 【2】
A man is hunting hares in southern Switzerland near the Franco-Italian border. A Swiss gamekeeper happens to approach and ask him to show what he has in his game bag. The hunter says:
"I have three hares."
"Show me one of the hares."
The hunter takes out one of the hares. The gamekeeper inserts a finger into the animal posterior and says:
"This is an Italian hare; may I see your Italian license?"
The hunter presents his Italian license to him.
"Let me see your second hare."
The gamekeeper inserts his finger into the hare's posterior.
"This hare is Swiss hare. Do you have a Swiss hunting license?"
The man presents his license. Then the gamekeeper asks to see the third hare, inserting his finger into the hare's posterior.
"This hare is French hare. Do you have a French hunting license?"
Once the French hunting license is verified, the gamekeeper asks:
"And you, sir, where are you coming from?"
The hunter lowers his pants and says:
"Go on, then."
瑞士猎场看守人【2】
一个男人在瑞士南部靠近法国意大利边界地区打兔子。一个猎场看守人走来问他要查看他的动物盒子的动物。这个猎人说：
“我有三只野兔。”
“让我看看其中的一只.”
猎人拿出一只。猎场看守人把手插进兔子的屁股，说：
“这只是意大利野兔，让我看看您的意大利狩猎执照好吗？”
猎人递给他意大利狩猎执照。
“我再看看您的第二只野兔。”
猎场看守人把他的手指插进野兔的屁股。
“这只是瑞士野兔。您有瑞士狩猎执照吗？”
猎人递给他瑞士狩猎执照。
猎场看守人然后要看第三只野兔，把手指插进野兔的屁股。
“这只是法国野兔。您有法国狩猎执照吗？”
查过法国狩猎执照后，猎场看守人问：
“那么，先生，您是从哪里来的呢？”
猎人脱下裤子，说道：
“那您就来查查吧。”
【1】. p. 61. LE GARDE CHASSE SUISSE.
【2】. Le Garde-chasse. 法语。gamekeeper, 英语。 下图引自：p. 457. Harrap's French and English College Dictionary. McGraw-Hill。 New York.
gamekeeper. 猎场看守人. 下图引自：p. 785. Random House Unabridged Dictionary. 2nd Ed. Random House. New York. 1993.
