恶作剧式的婚姻（笑话，译文）

恶作剧式的婚姻【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过

 

Mischievous Marriage

 

"Oh la, Robert, is this heiress the one you married?"

"Eh, no! Paulo. Before I made my decision, I asked a handwriting expert to study her handwriting. The only signed paper I had from her was a very large check. The handwriting expert recommended that I break up with her as soon as possible. That is what I did."

"Oh, Robert, and what happened to this rich heiress?"

"It was that handwriting expert who married her, Paulo."

 

恶作剧式的婚姻

 

“哎呀 ，罗伯特，你和那位女继承人结婚了吗？“

“嗯，没有，保罗，结婚前我让一位笔迹鉴定专家研究过她的笔迹。我有的唯一文件是一张有她签了字的有一笔大钱的支票。这个笔迹鉴定专家建议我尽快和她分手。于是我就照他的建议做了。”

“噢！罗伯特，那个富有的女继承人怎样了呢？”

“就是那个笔迹鉴定专家和她结婚了，保罗。”

 

【1】.  p. 57-58. MARIAGE ESPIÈGLE. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.