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采购部【1】(笑话,译文)
译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
Purchasing Department
The purchasing department director of a large retailer in the Parisian region 【2】asks his secretary to bring in a representative. The representative takes a seat. The director leans back a little in his big airmchair, with a large cigar in his hand. He says in a deep, dry voice:
“Do you know that you are a little bit lucky? I refused to see twenty representatives today!”
“I know. This is the twenty-first time this morning that I've asked to be called.”
采购部
巴黎地区一家大型零售店的采购总管让秘书请一位销售员进来。销售员坐下后,总管略微倚在他的大扶手椅上,手里夹着一支粗雪茄,低沉而沙哑地说:
“你知道你有点儿运气吗?今天我已经拒绝了二十位销售员的见面请求!”
“我知道。这是今早以来我第二十一次请求与您见面了。“
【1】. p. 56-57. DÉPARTEMENT ACHATS. 1000 Blagues <Les Meilleures>. Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.
【2】. Parisian Region和Paris的差异 (由Gemini提供):