鳏夫娶妻（笑话，译文）

鳏夫娶妻【1】（笑话，译文）

译自法语by me, 英语由Gemini proof read过

 

A Widower Takes a Wife

 

Bertrand, a 70-year-old widower and extremely wealthy man, is seen on the arm of a 22-year-old "bimbo" whom he has just married. She is a sublime creature.

Bertrand's friends are in disbelief and pose a billion questions. Above all: How did he manage to marry such a beauty?

“You lied to her, you must have told her that you were 50 years old?”

“No, no, no,” Bertrand answers with a smile, “I told her that I was 90.”

 

鳏夫娶妻

 

伯特兰是一个极其有钱的70岁的鳏夫。有人看到他挽着一个刚跟他了结婚、花瓶似的22岁女孩的胳膊。她是一个标致的美女。

伯特兰的朋友们简直不相信，问了数不清的问题。最要紧的是他怎样攫取这样一个漂亮女孩的芳心？

“你一定撒了谎。骗她说你只有50岁？”

“错、错、错，我告诉她我已经90岁了，” 伯特兰笑着回答。

 

【1】. p. 39. Veuf À Prendre. 1000 Blagues . Rajko Zobec. Z-R Edition.