魔法泳池【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
The Magic Pool
Mr. Müller is on a luxury vacation, and everything is included.
One afternoon, he notices that no one is in the hotel anymore, but the pool is still packed with people. When he goes there, he sees everyone jumping frantically into the water.
A guest approaches him and says, “Didn’t you know? This is a magic pool! You just have to loudly wish for what you want to have in the pool, and it will appear!”
The guest runs off, shouts "Champagne!", and lands in a pool full of it.
Another guest runs off, shouts "Pilsner【2】!", and lands in a pool full of beer.
Mr. Müller is excited and wants to jump in too. He quickly undresses and runs toward the pool.
In the end, he slips and yells, "Shi...【3】!" ...
魔法泳池
米勒先生在一个一切都包括在内豪华的假期里。
一天下午，他注意到旅店里没人，但是游泳池里人满为患。他走到那儿，看到一个个蜂拥跳进水中。
一个客人走到他旁边说： “你不知道吗？这是一个魔法泳池！你高喊什么东西，池里就有什么东西！”
一个客人边跑边喊：“香槟”，他就跳进了充满香槟的泳池里。
一个客人边跑边喊：“皮尔森【2】，他就跳进了充满啤酒的泳池里。
米勒先生兴奋至极，飞速脱掉衣裳，向泳池跑去。
结果，他的脚滑了一下，喊着：“大粪【3】。。。！”。。。
【1】. p. 93. Der Zauberpool. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
【2】. Pilsner（皮尔森）是一种源自捷克皮尔森市的淡色拉格啤酒，以其清澈的金色、丰富的泡沫和清爽的口感而闻名。它采用底部发酵工艺，使用浅色麦芽和萨兹啤酒花酿造，苦味适中且带有淡淡的麦芽香。如今，“皮尔森”已成为一类啤酒风格的统称，包括德国、比利时等地的不同版本。出自 deepseek。
【3】， Shi…, shit的缩写。
