保时捷【1】(笑话，译文）
译自德语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
Porsche
Wife: "Do you drink beer?"
Husband: "Yeah."
Wife: "How many beers a day?"
Husband: "Usually three beers."
Wife: "How much do you pay for a beer?"
Husband: "At a bar, I pay three Euros."
Wife: "How long have you been drinking?"
Husband: "I'd say for 20 years."
Wife: "So, three Euros for a beer, three beers a day, that's 270 Euros a month, and around 3,240 Euros a year, right?"
Husband: "Correct."
Wife: "So, over 20 years, you've spent 64,800 Euros, right?"
Husband: "Correct."
Wife: "Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, the money you saved and invested, could have bought you a Porsche?"
Husband: "Do you drink beer?"
Wife: "No."
Husband: "Then where is your Porsche?"
保时捷
妻子：“你喝啤酒吗？”
丈夫：“喝。”
妻子：“一天几瓶？”
丈夫：“通常3瓶。”
妻子：“多少钱一瓶？”
丈夫：“在酒吧里是3欧元。”
妻子：“你喝多少年啤酒了？”
丈夫：“约摸20年了。”
妻子：“那样，一瓶啤酒3欧元，一天3瓶，那等于一月270欧元，一年大约是3，240欧元，对吧？”
丈夫：“对。“
妻子：“这样一来，20年来，你已经花了64，800欧元，对吧？”
丈夫：“不错。“
妻子：“那么如果你不喝那么多，你用这些省下来的钱去投资，你可能已经拥有一辆保时捷了。”
丈夫：“你喝啤酒吗？”
妻子：“不喝？”
丈夫：“那你的保时捷呢？“
【1】. p. 19. ドイツ語ジョークのビール編。ビール編。日本語訳付き。ureshinohikaru。German beer Jokes with japanese translation doitsugojo-kushuu (Japanese Edition)。
