月亮的颜色【1】（笑话，译文）
译自德语by me, 英语由Gemini proofread过
The Color of the Moon
Two drunk men leave a bar. They begin to discuss what color the moon is. One thinks it is green, and the other says it is blue. After a while, one says, "You know what? We should ask the police officer in front of us, he will know."
Then they go to see the police officer and ask him, "Mr. Sergeant, what color is the moon, green or blue?"
The sergeant looks around and answers, "Yeah, which moon do you mean? The right one or the left one?"
月亮的颜色
两个醉汉离开酒吧。他们开始讨论起月亮的颜色。一个说是绿色的，另一个则说是蓝色的。争论过了一会儿，一个说：“你猜怎么着？咱们去问对过儿的警察叔叔，他肯定知道！”
他们走到警察面前，开口便问：“警长先生，月亮是啥颜色的呀? 绿色的还是蓝色的呀？”
警长环顾四周，答道：“呀，你们指的是哪个月亮啊？是右边的还是左边的啊？“
【1】. p. 6. ドイツ語ジョークのビール編。ビール編。日本語訳付き。ureshinohikaru
German beer Jokes with japanese translation doitsugojo-kushuu (Japanese Edition)
