士兵的探亲假【1】(笑话,译文)
译自德语by me,英语由gemini proofread过
Military Leave
A soldier from Burgenland 【2】is permitted to go home for his first military leave. His mother is very excited.
“Oh my boy, what beautiful clothes you are wearing!”
“That is my uniform, Mama”
“And what is that you are wearing on your belt?”
“That is a hand grenade, Mama.”
“What is that for?”
The son takes the hand grenade out and throws it into the chicken coop. The coop flies into the air with a huge sound.
“Oh my boy, that was beautiful! And what else do you have?”
“That is a flare, Mama.”
“What is that for?”
The son fires the flare into the air.
“Oh boy, that was beautiful! It’s a shame your father didn’t see it!”
“Why, what’s wrong with him?”
“He was in the chicken coop.”
士兵的探亲假
一个从布尔根兰州【2】来的士兵被批准回家度假。他母亲非常激动。
“啊我儿子,你穿的衣服真漂亮!”
“那是我的制服,妈妈。”
“那你的皮带上别的是什么东西?“
“那是手榴弹, 妈妈。“
“那是干什么的?“
儿子掏出手榴弹扔向鸡棚。鸡棚轰的一声飞向了天空。
“啊我儿子,那真漂亮!那你还有什么呢?“
“那是一颗信号弹,妈妈。“
“那是干什么的?”
儿子向天空发射了信号弹。
“哦儿子,那真好看。可惜你爸爸没能看到!”
“为什么, 爸爸怎么了?”
他在鸡棚里。
【1】. p. 99. Militärischer Urlaub. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
【2】. Burgenland. 布尔根兰州。A state in Austria.