艾哈迈德成了德国人【1】（笑话，译文)
译自德语by me，英语由Gemini proofread过
Achmed Becomes a German
Achmed 【2】is enrolled in school and is the only Turkish student in his class. He feels it's impossible for his teacher to call him by his name, but she insists on calling him "Achim【3】." "We do so because you want to be one of us," she says.
Achmed agrees.
When he gets home, Achmed tells his mother that he is now a German and is called Achim. His mother is outraged and tells him to leave for dinner.
He then goes to his father, hoping for more understanding. But his father is as angry as his mother and sends him to his room as punishment.
Later, his brother comes to his room and asks what's wrong.
"Ah," Achmed says, "I am once in a three-hour German class and am made angry by three Turks."
艾哈迈德成了德国人
艾哈迈德【2】上学。他是教室里唯一的土耳其人。他觉得老师不会这样叫他名字，因为老师老叫他亚金【3】。老师说：“我们想让你成为我们中间的一员。”
艾哈迈德随声附和。
回家后，他告诉他母亲他说他现在成了一个名叫亚金的德国人。他母亲气不大一处出，拒绝让他吃晚饭。
他告诉他父亲，想得到一些怜悯，但是他的父亲与他的母亲同仇敌忾，把他关进他的房间里禁闭。
他的兄弟来到他的房间里问他发生了什么。
“啊”，他说， “我只上了一节3小时的德语课，结果就有3个土耳其人把我一个骂得狗血喷头。”
【1】. p.75. Achmed wird Deutscher. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
【2】. Gemini 解释：
Turkish: The Turkish spelling is usually Ahmet. The pronunciation is roughly "ah-MET". The "h" is a soft, breathy sound, and the emphasis is on the second syllable.
Chinese: In Chinese, foreign names are typically transliterated based on their sound. "Ahmed" is usually rendered as 艾哈迈德 (Ài hā mài dé).
【3】. Gemini 解释：
"Achim" is a German name.
"Achim" is a short form of the name Joachim, which has Hebrew origins. The name comes from "Jehoiakim" (Hebrew: ???????????), meaning "he whom Jehovah has set up" or "God will establish." In the Bible, Achim is mentioned in the genealogy of Jesus.
The most common transliteration for this name is 亚金。
