上帝和高尔夫球[1]
译自德语by me,英文由Gemini proofreading过。
背景（有关God the Father和God the Son)：
deepseek 解释：
Trinity（中文常译为“三位一体”或“三一”）是一个广泛用于宗教、哲学、文化及科技领域的术语，具体含义因语境而异。
基督教神学中的“三位一体”
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指基督教核心教义，认为独一真神以三个位格共存：圣父（上帝）、圣子（耶稣基督）、圣灵（圣神）。三者同质、同权、同永恒，却合而为一。
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源自《圣经》的启示，公元4世纪通过《尼西亚信经》正式确立。
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Gemini 解释：
The Christian doctrine of the Trinity defines God as one being who exists in three distinct persons: God the Father, God the Son (Jesus Christ), and God the Holy Spirit.
Key points about the Trinity include:
- One God, Three Persons: Christians believe in one God, but this single God is understood to exist as three co-equal, co-eternal, and consubstantial divine persons.
- Distinct Roles: The three persons have distinct roles. The Father is often seen as the Creator and source of all things. The Son, Jesus Christ, is the Word made flesh who became human to save humanity. The Holy Spirit is the active presence of God in the world and in the lives of believers.
- Not Three Gods: The doctrine is not polytheistic. The three persons share one divine essence, substance, and nature. They are not three separate gods, but one God in three persons.
- A Mystery: The Trinity is considered a central mystery of the Christian faith, as it's a concept that is difficult to fully comprehend or explain with human analogies. While the word "Trinity" itself is not in the Bible, the concept is derived from various passages in the Old and New Testaments that refer to the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit as divine and distinct while also emphasizing monotheism.
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God and the Golf Ball
God the Father and God the Son are playing golf.
Just before God the Father putts the ball, a mouse snatches it and runs away.
Then a cat comes, catches the mouse, and runs off.
Suddenly, an eagle swoops down from the sky, grabs the cat (along with the mouse and the ball), and flies away. A cloud appears in the sky, a bolt of lightning strikes the eagle, and it lets go of the cat. The cat lets go of the mouse, and the mouse lets go of the ball—which falls directly into the hole.
So God the Son says, "Father, can you please not cheat for once?"
上帝和高尔夫球
圣父和圣子在打高尔夫球。
正当圣父打的球就要轻轻地滚入球洞中时，一只耗子把球叼跑了。
然后一只猫抓住了耗子，把耗子和球一起叼跑了。
一只鹰立刻从空中俯冲下来，抓住了猫，把猫、耗子和球一起叼跑了。这时一片乌云出现在天空，一束闪电击中了鹰，鹰放开了猫，猫放开了耗子，耗子放开了高尔夫球，球恰巧落进球洞。
于是圣子就说：“父亲，您能否做一件不欺骗人的事情呢？”
[1]. p. 40. Gott und der Golfball. Dr. Wagner. Learn German through Jokes Lachen und Lernen. Ernest Publications. 2025.
