算术
(2008-12-18 10:05:55)
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小儿子在家做算术作业, 一边做一边说:
He said to himself, "Two plus five, the son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, the son of a bitch is nine."
他妈妈听了说: 你这是在干吗呀?
小儿子说: 做算术作业! 老师就是这么教我们的!
他妈妈很生气,第二天去兴师问罪。
老师听了大笑, 说:
"Actually, what I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four."