Manhattan - Woody Allen

2007 Jul 5

Oh my gosh...there isn't English subtitle (of course no Chinese either as I purchased the DVD from Amazon) provided to the 1979 made Woody Allen's master piece: Manhattan - a movie which was nominated for two Academy Awards and in a black/white format.

 

It's not something easy for me to catch every single phrase especially when Woody is such a chat box. Well, lucky that I had some pre-education on some of the lines and they are just so funny, hahahahaha:

* My dog is a dachshund, he is my penis substitute (this is so hilarious and lucky my Rabbie doesn't understand English, otherwise he'd definitely run away from me :)

* You married your teacher? Yes, he failed me and I fell in love with him (well, what a big failure on her though)

* How come you get divorced? Well, my wife left me for another woman (my goodness)

* I don't get angry, I just grow tumour (yes, anger does cause cancer sometimes)

* Yale: I thought you liked her. Isaac: Yes I do like her. Yale: But I liked her first... (no comment)

* Mary: I am a trouble... Isaac: Trouble is my middle name  (sometimes woman is a tea pot 茶煲, 秋天的童话)

 

Well, life can be simple yet complicated too...and the gateway to true love...is a revolving door.

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 Although I can't dismiss the memory of her kiss, I guess she is not for me...