到处公司裁员，想起了N年前公司中流传的笑话

如今经济危机，很多公司都在裁人。虽然美国每个公司其特定的文化并不相同，但在许多公司里管理人员平时争权夺利，见风使舵、媚上欺下、趋炎附势却大致相同。现在赶上裁人风潮，可以想象一些公司里管理人员的勾心斗角，利益再分配一定也闹得如火如荼。。。

不禁想起N年前流行在公司中有关公司和公司裁员两个笑话：

【Tree Of Monkeys】



A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels, some climbing up, some climbing down.

The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.


【Lay off 】
An executive was in quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, either Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work.

He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take a couple of aspirins.
 
The executive approached her and said,

"Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Please jack off! I have a terrible headache."

[渊潭]

回复山水安妮的评论:
第一个还是有些太直白了。。。

祝大家节日快乐！:-))

[山水安妮]

tree of monkeys are so funny!

[渊潭]

回复xm1982的评论:
谢谢光临。

[xm1982]

very funny, thank you for sharing.