周末一笑：逻辑思维（转载）

1.　１。Logical thinking逻辑思维

The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.

老师给同学们讲了一个小故事，说有一个人早饭前要在河里游泳，横渡三趟。

Johnny laughed．

约翰尼笑了。

“Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?一asked the teacher．

老师问：“你不相信游泳很好的人可以做到这个？

"No, sir, "answered Johnny, "but l wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were.”

约翰尼回答说：“不，我相信，但我不明白他为什么不游四次，好回到他放衣服的那边呢。"

 

2.　２。The umbrella雨伞

A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written：“This umbrella belongs to a gentle man who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes．"When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written, "This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."

一位住在旅馆的绅士把他的雨伞放在了大厅里，不过他在伞柄上系了一张卡片，上面写道，-此伞属于一位能举百磅的绅士。我将在十分钟内回来。一当他回来时，发现雨伞已经不翼而飞，取而代之的是另一张卡片，上面写着：“此卡是一位一小时能跑十英里的人留下的，我再也不回来了。”

 

3.　３。Crazy driver疯狂的司机

There's a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried、anxious says, "Herman, be careful just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”

一位高龄老人升着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话。妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心！我刚从电台上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在逆行开车！”

Herman says, "I know, but there isn't just one，there are hundreds!"

赫尔曼说，“我知道，但不是一个，而是成百上千个！”

 

4.     ４。Go barefoot 光着脚去约会

 

In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.

念中学的时候，我对自己的身高非常敏感。

Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was. So the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat.

一次，一位救生员约我出去。事实上，我从未和他并肩站过，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此约会那晚，我拿出两双鞋，一双高跟，一双平跟。

I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear．

我安排哥哥去开门，让他和救生员比比高度，再上楼告诉我应穿哪双鞋。

When the doorbell rang l waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: “Go barefoot."

门铃响了，我在楼上等着。哥哥跑上楼告诉了我一个不幸的消息：“你可以光着脚去约会。”

 

5.     ５。The result of a promise许诺的结果

Father: I promised to buy you a car if you passed your examination, and you have failed. What were you doing last term?

父亲：我曾许诺说，如果你考试及格就给你买辆小汽车，可你却没通过考试。你上学期一直在干什么呀？

 

Son: I was learning to drive a car.

儿子：我在学开汽车。

 

6.     ６。Mixed doubles混合双打

Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?

体育老师：孩子们，你们见过男女混合双打吗？

Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often saw it even last night.

尼克：见过，老师，经常见。就在昨天夜里我还见过呢。

Teacher: Please tell us something about it.

老师：你给大家讲讲当时的情形吧。

Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, "Domestic shams should not be published.”

尼克：啊，对不起，老师。我爸爸常说，“家丑不可外扬。”

[南山松]

回复 '林贝卡' 的评论 :
谢谢贝卡喜欢，新周快乐！

[林贝卡]

I like [周末一笑] very much. Thank you, Songsong. Have a nice week.

[南山松]

回复 'SnowFallingOnWater' 的评论 :
哈哈，力气大的也抵不过跑得快的~
问好雪花，新周快乐！

[SnowFallingOnWater]

哈哈哈。。。周末来看松松的笑话。。。。喜欢那个偷伞的幽默

[南山松]

回复 '小小婷' 的评论 :
小婷，周末快乐！天天快乐！

[小小婷]

喜欢松松的周末笑话分享，让人轻松愉快。祝松松 周末快乐！

[南山松]

回复 'spot321' 的评论 :
是啊，点点，女孩太高了：）
谢谢点点欣赏，周末快乐！

[南山松]

回复 '美丽风景' 的评论 :
哈哈，美丽，最好别在公路上狭路相逢~~~
周末快乐！

[spot321]

“你可以光着脚去约会。” 哈哈，对高度敏感的女孩儿这下碰上大难题了。谢谢小松为大家带来快乐的时光。

[美丽风景]

哈哈! 经常见到这样的老先生：)

[南山松]

回复 '京燕花园' 的评论 :
哈哈，问好燕燕！
You are very lucky, the mad man is not on the road when you are driving~~~
Have a nice weekend!

[京燕花园]

松松的周末一笑带给们愉快的开始~~~松松长周末愉快(^.^)

Mad man on the run, 还说人家成千上百个！280公路离我们这里不远，我开过，没见到mad man, thank God! 景很美，绕在青山碧水间~~~~