结婚八年+关于婚姻的笑话们

    今天，我们结婚8周年。这里的人对8不敏感，8周年也就不是什么大事了。过了七年之痒的我们，终于，有了老夫老妻的样子。一切都趋于平静，淡然。

    看着身边这个人，当年，是如何凭着一腔热情，肯定自己会和他过一辈子。现在，激情过后，知道，也许我们还是会继续过这一辈子，凭的是平淡中的真情。每一对夫妻在柴米油盐中，在养儿育女中，在不知不觉中就消灭了激情和各自的棱角。再如何浪漫的恋情和那颗再怎样曾经悸动不安的心终归会慢慢地变得沉静，所有的茫然也都变成了释然。我们没能免俗。

    8年，为我们一同走过的风风雨雨，为我们轰轰烈烈过后的平淡日子，为我们将要有的更远更长的将来，祝我们8周年快乐！

 朋友发来的帖子，他根本是不知道今天是我们的结婚周年。无意间，这帖子倒应了今天的景。笑一笑，我们的婚姻中，是否也会有这样开心的一幕？

 Wife: "What are you doing?" 

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour." 

Husband: "I was looking for the expiry date."

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Wife : "Do you want dinner?"

Husband: "Sure! What are my choices?"

Wife: "Yes or no."

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Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Stress Reliever Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden."

Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."

Girl: "Well that's because we aren't married yet."

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Son: " Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."

Mom: "Well, you have done the right thing."

Son: "But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap."

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A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!"

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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. 

The guy replies: "Thanks for the early warning."

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A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"

He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humor!"